There had been no sunlight over the Kartel Komplex for many days.His Excellency Kody R Bear,Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey and Dooky the Kangaroo had been in the dark for weeks watching television. His Excellency lay sprawled on a pile of one hundred dollar bills with his tongue hanging out of the side of his mouth.
"How are your poetry studies coming along Magogo? Hmm?"
"Dey cummin jis fine Yo Superiority. Iza gwine to be able to writes poetry a lot betta dan whats we been readin."
His Excellency glared at Dooky who would not relinquish control of the TV remote. The Kangaroo was constantly switching between "Detroit Swat" and a football game. His Eminence desperately wanted to watch the BBC news.
With a sidelong glance at Dooky the Bear shouted,
"See here Magogo! You must get that remote from him! If there's three things that I cannot tolerate in this world it's cops,niggers and football and here the little bugger has found a way to watch all three at the same time!"
The infelicitous ape made yet another attempt at grabbing the remote but Dooky quickly bounced away saying "What remote mate?"
"Yoo ain't give me dat remote an Iza gwine to put sumfin in Yo butt hole"
"Oh! You mean this remote", Dooky replied pulling it out of his pouch and tossing it to the Kody.
The Kody switched to BBC news and sighed. Darkness covered the Earth. His coca plantation was all but ruined. Then he heard the diarrhetic rain begin to fall.
"Magogo! Go check the mail!"
The monkey returned retching and vomiting with a brown stained letter in his hand. The Kody grabbed it and opened it. "This is ridiculous!", he screeched. "Someone has sent us a thousand dollars to finance a website! Who would be stupid enough to send us money? Good God Magogo! Your covered in diarrhea! It seems as if your Giant Space Dung Beetles have failed us! We will soon be flooded! Load the vehicles with all the cash we can carry! We must get to the submarine without delay!
As they negotiated the flooded,mountainous roads,gagging and vomiting,to the port of Arauca His Excellency seethed in anger. "Indy the Great has foiled us again Magogo", he snarled.
Posted by anonymous at January 22, 2007 10:25 AMUmmmmm...I don't think male kangaroos have pouches.
Posted by: at January 22, 2007 11:44 AMUh...this one does.
Posted by: at January 22, 2007 1:33 PMUmmmm...okay.
Posted by: at January 22, 2007 3:02 PMUh..yeah..it's like a transexual kangaroo..like..maybe I'll call it a trangaroo or a trannyroo.
Posted by: at January 22, 2007 3:13 PM