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KODYBEAR

His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear watched as Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey and Dooky packed the last of the Kartel Kash into the Sub. He spun the cylinder of his Navy Colt and quickly holstered it.

"How much you reckon we got Magogo?"

"Bout sixteen billion Yo Excellency. Damn Yo looks funny wearin dat hat an sheriff's badge."

"Listen here shit burger,I'll show your worthless ass funny if you don't get those laptops stowed before it stars raining again. Exercise your executive ability Magogo. Put that damn kangaroo to work or else his days are numbered here! Do you understand?"

"I understands dat yoo got what dey calles a dangerous underliftin mental condition. Damn dis sho nuff is one purty ass sub-mo-reen Yo Eminence."

"Stainless steel hull my boy. Thanks to my cunning and superior intellect I was able to foresee that we we're going to be in the shit for a long time. Y'all bout ready to hit the trail?"

"Yeah. We ready. Hey. Dey sayin dat yo can walks on de water."

"You really must legitimize yourself Magogo. They weren't talking about me. But I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. You and Dooky take the sub out there about a hundred yards and I'll walk to it."

Damn Yo Radiance! Yo is de cat's ass!"

Much to the amazement of Magogo and Dooky the Bear did indeed walk on water to board his submarine.

"Take her out Magogo."

"Yes yo Eminence. Where we gwine to go?"

"I don't know Magogo. I really don't know. Just head South."

The Bear stood on the deck looking aft at the receding shore pondering the disaster they were leaving behind. He began to rant and rave shaking his paws at the dark sky.

"Indy", he bellowed. "You've managed to kill everyone else but like a poor marksman you keep........missing..........the target! I'm going to get you even if it short dicks every cannibal in the Congo! I'm going to rip your balls off so that you cannot contaminate the rest of the World!"