January 24, 2007

BATTLE!

Roll up, rooooll up, folks! Get your tickets here to see the great Anonyblog Battle!! It's gonna be an exciting match, ladies and gents, oh yes! Here's a taste of what's in store:

Sporting their diarrhetic brown and green kits, it's ... THE KLAN!! In striking position, we have Team Kaptain, Kody R. Bear with Indy the Great and Master Chef Vapor at his side. In mid-field it's none other than the DragonLady and Mr Ig, with Mr Stupid taking it up the rea ... er ... sorry, I mean on rear defense.

In brilliant angry crimson tunics, it's the "Ban the Clan" Clan! Big shout to Captain KKK, with his sidekicks, Mexican Man (who almost couldn't make it today [1]) and the Post Deleter in attack position. In half defense, we have The Site Preacher and Sensitive Gal (aka The Site Snob), and at the back, it's none other than Mister-Retard-Who-Can't-Spell (pronounced as one word).

What will be the outcome of this exciting game, folks? Wait and see ... ! So far Admin and The Happy Lurker have bought tickets [2] to the game ... Remember, for best seats, it's first come, first served!

- Referee GPR (The)

[1] Mexican Man has just recovered after passing out while holding his breath and making his face turn purple in a dramatic climax to the super tantrum he threw this afternoon, when his mommy gave him chocolate instead of strawberry milkshake.
[2] Tickets are $50.00 each. You can make checks out to me, or pay me via PayPal. All negotiations via email: TheGPR@gmail.com

Posted by anonymous at January 24, 2007 4:25 PM
Comments

Well GPR(The),
You certainly have carved out a niche for yourself. You have planted your flag firmly and you are not backing down.
The last few posts you have made have been nothing less than brilliant.

Keep up the good work,

Vapor

Posted by: Master Chef Vapor at January 24, 2007 5:38 PM

Yes, I agree. Brilliant!

Posted by: at January 24, 2007 7:18 PM

That was one hundred percent man. I laughed my ass off.

Posted by: at January 25, 2007 10:17 AM
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