Indy the Great is enjoying a rare day outside in space. He has created a giant park in a bubble. The park floats next to the Turdstar. He is peeing on flowers and throwing a football with Halifax the Bi-Curious Necromancer and Manservant.
Halifax? How is Project Girlurine going, the project to replace all of the water in earth's oceans with girlurine (pronounced as one word) so the acid will eat away the hull of the Kodybear's submarine (pronounced as one word)?
Wonderfully, Master. We are pouring tons of beer, cranberry juice, and coffee to the Turdstar. In a day or two, enough girlurine (pronounced as one word) to fill ten earth oceans will spew forth!
Brilliant! Now, what is this I hear about Dooky the Kangaroo?
Yes, Kodybear has taken a kangaroo into his people.
Then we must have an equivalent! I want you to find me a hermaphroditic, albino, lactose-intolerant (pronounced as one word) lemming!
Um, what?
You heard me! Find it now! And this Mexcan Man is bothering me. I want you to find me a US Border Control Agent to deport him back to Beanland.
Yes, Sir.
Now throw me that football, and let's just enjoy this day.
Roger wilco, Master.
*FART*
Posted by anonymous at January 25, 2007 8:16 AMI have a lemming such as you describe. The only problem is, he's incontinent. Is that a problem?
Nice fart, by the way.
Posted by: at January 25, 2007 10:58 AMNo Indy!!! Don't you know that any lemming you find will inexplicably be drawn to the edge of a cliff??!! With so much girlurine waiting below, it'll never even make it to the boxing trannyroo!!
And I agree, that was a pretty good fart.
Posted by: anon at January 25, 2007 6:19 PMNo Indy!!! Don't you know that any lemming you find will inexplicably be drawn to the edge of a cliff??!! With so much girlurine waiting below, it'll never even make it to the boxing trannyroo!!
And I agree, that was a pretty good fart.
Posted by: anon at January 25, 2007 6:19 PM