Man this Beaner Guy sure is heavy! Miss N, why did we drug this beaner? And why do you insist we walk all the way to Chihuahua? You know, there are cars in Mexico.
Because that's what Halifax, the capital of Nova Scotia, told us to do. Also, I got my driver's license taken away the last time I was here for playing "Squishy Chihuahua." I hate those little rats, with their eyes nearly popping out, and the way they shake all the time, the little buggers clearly have some nerve problems.
But Miss N! What we gonna do with the beaner when we get to Chihuahua?
Mierda! Are you stupid? We are going to return this rental wagon. If we return it late, there's a 50 peso late fee. Then we'll dump the beaner in the street in front of a cantina where I'm sure he'll be happy. Maybe we'll all have a few rounds, I'm thirsty and I don't really mind the beaner anyways.
Then why do you wanna do what the klanner wants?
Darling, when the poop is hitting the fan, you have to wipe the pooper's rear.
Miss N, that don't make no sense.
Callete! Let's just focus on walking on these cacti.
Posted by anonymous at January 26, 2007 9:17 AMI loved "Halifax, the capital of Novia Scotia," and "Squishy Chihuahua." But who is Miss N? And will we be seeing more of her adventures?
Sounds like fun to me!
Posted by: at January 27, 2007 7:02 PM