January 30, 2007
KODYBEAR
KODY R BEAR SUBMARINE
Bay of Bengal
Bhubaneshwar,India
"We here Yo Excellency"
"Good Magogo. As you well know we have come here because I am worshipped as a god by these people. I have come to calm their fears and instruct them further in my doctrines."
"Dat jis wonderful Yo Eminence cause I caint wait to get off dis boat! Dey ain't no room in here because of all dee money we done brought and Dooky he keep bangin his head on dee ceiling."
"You can't go Magogo."
"Yo Excellency, Why I can't go?" sobbed the hapless ape. "Dey is lotsa monkeys in India. Hell dey all over.......
"Silence! They don't like your kind here Magogo. Besides you have work to do here on the Sub. I have been slandered by some right wing conservative calling herself Lindsey Russell. I want her found Magogo. When you find her I want to have her for dinner. Put the MMTF on it if you can't handle it."
"Yes Excellency"
I love to worship the Bear. I feel the need to go to India if there is a chance I might get to meet Kody.
Posted by: at January 31, 2007 4:09 AMYou are one sick bastard!
Posted by: at January 31, 2007 12:11 PMRumor has it that His Excellency will be traveling in France for most of April. Perhaps you will run into him there.
Posted by: at February 1, 2007 5:34 AMPerhaps his excellency would care to meet in Spain? We could take Magogo to see the monkies at the rock of Gibraltar.
Posted by: at February 2, 2007 8:45 AMI wish that I had a rock the size of Gibraltar.
Posted by: at February 3, 2007 5:04 PM