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Yo Admin, while you're at it... pull the plug on the whole television / cable industry because there are programs such as South Park and American Dad and Playboy Channel and National Geographic (with naked tribe people). Also, please stop all the presses because of all the smut that gets printed, and don’t stop there, please shut down the World Wide Web because there is so much crap out there such as the porn sites and hate sites. Oh, I almost forgot, please shut down the whole phone and cell phone system as there are people who speak of things I do not approve of. Thank you from the Crazy Conservative Right….GOD LOVES YOU but not Kody and Indy.

OP; I think you've been served!

Commenter #1. One must purchase the Playboy Channel! South Park as compared to the porn and filth like one sees here at Anonyblog is mild. I have never seen a fecal smeared woman on South Park nor have I ever read about people eating fecal matter on South Park (Indy). Also, I have never seen the words "Cavernous Cunt" on South Park (Kody), nor "My husband stuck his cock in my ass again this time he said he was not gonna stop and came in my ass, it's been dripping out all morning."
Come to think of it, I have never seen or heard any of this on any of the cable shows you mentioned.
Incidentally, I also have to buy cable unlike the internet.
This site at the very least needs a warning and age requirement/acknowledgment splash screen prior to entering.

Commenter #3,
Will you please tell me your secret? I want to know. How could you tell that Indy and Kody made those entries? One could only hope to be as enlightened as you. You see I posted the entry concerning the cavernous cunt and I am not Kody or Indy. Why is it that this great channel of knowledge does not tell you who posted the ass fucking, cum dripping entry? Do you get your internet for free from this great Oracle? Man you are one lucky fucker. Most of us have to purchase our internet connections. At the very least we leach off of someone who does. What about MySpace, YouTube and many other web-sites of this nature; Should we shut them all down? Maybe you could become a millionaire by inventing a way to censor the entire internet. Maybe not.
Sir or Ma'am, Your logic is flawed. It is not the World Wide Web's responsibility to baby-sit your or anyone else's children. That is your job, so get off of your ass step up to the plate and do it. Stop expecting someone else to do it for you.

Please continue to enter posts and comments such as the OP and #3. These entries are extremely entertaining and great fodder for rebuttal.

Dear OP,

You have presented yourself as the biggest moron I have ever encountered on this site. Now at least Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey has someone to feel superior over. Please adopt a moniker so that all the people who love this site can focus their attention on YOU!

Yo Admin, I was having lunch in the park today and I could hear a couple people using rocks tapping out pornographic messages in Morse code to each other. Please get rid of all the rocks in the world!

#3: Haha ... What censored South Park have you been watching? I've seen a fecal-smeared woman on it before! In one episode, the Pope gets sprayed with mense blood from the stigmatic vagina of a statue of the Virgin Mary ... Beat that for getting away with pure smut on international TV! It's genius ...

It's actually Anonyblog that's mild ...

...Not to mention Paris Hilton shoving a pineapple up her cooter (see Vapor for pineapple recipe) on South Park. Have you seen the South Park Movie?? Cartman has explosive diarrhea while his mom holds out a bed pan for him. He misses the pan. And his mom says "that's my big boy!" How's that for some filth, Commenter #3?

And, just as no one can make you watch South Park, no one is making you come here to read what is posted. If you are so concerned about not reading anything that you might think is inappropriate, then I suggest you immediately disconnect your computer from the internet.

I guess Commenter #3 never saw the episode of South Park when Cartman was shoving food up his ass and pooping out of his mouth.

and, oh yeah! How 'bout the episode where Cartman is smuggling cigarettes into jail by shoving them up his butt and pooping them out later! Man, I laughed my ass off when I heard the off-screen grunting sounds, the "plop" of the cigs coming out, the flushing of the toilet and Cartman yelling, "Goddammit!"

What about the episode of South Park where Kenny crawls into a woman's vagina in an attempt to be reborn?

And let us not forget Mr. Hankie!

Yes, good ol' Mr. Hankie the christmas poo, Mrs. Hanikie, Cornelius and Peanut. What a family!

Additionally, Let's not forget Towely the herb smoking towel and Chef's Salty Balls.
"Children, Do you want to suck on my salty balls?"

#3, see what I mean??

Then there's the South Park eposode that used the word "shit" about a gazillion times, with Mr(s). Garrison running around singing, "Shitty shitty fag fag."

And let's not forget that it is a well known fact that Mrs. Cartman is a crack whore and does not know who Cartman's father is because around the time of his conception she fucked the entire Denver Broncos football team, Chef and even Mr. Garrison, not to mention a few other random individuals at that barn dance.

Hey Chronic Spell Checker; How's that for a sentence?

You certainly spelled everything correctly.