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The Pledge of Allegiance

I Pledge Allegiance to the bear of the Third Planet from the Sun and to the Pugnacity for which he stands for, one Universe under Kody,
indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose white fur and bright smile thru the perilous fight, o’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming? And with vile toxins to spare, the pustules bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our bear was still there. Oh, say does Kody R. Bear yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

Our Kody, who art in heaven; hallowed be Thy name; Thy kingdom come; Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven and hell. Give us this day our daily word; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us, and lead us into temptation; and deliver us from the anti-Klan. Abear.