February 5, 2007

Be human beings.

Not the dregs of society. You would think if we all abided by this simple rule our society, lives, and this site would be substantially better. Unfortunately our society, lives, and this site do not abide by this rule and we have to deal with the daily garbage of those few individuals who want to constantly trash this site. This kind of reminds me of those daily crowded elevator rides with the one annoying butt head that always has to be rude and obnoxious. Funny that saying one bad apple spoils the basket certainly seems appropriate. Look at the demise of this site all brought on by the Clan.

Posted by anonymous at February 5, 2007 7:29 PM
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OK Mr/Miss High And Mighty, how exactly would YOU answer the question of what it means to be a human being? Go on, let's see what ridiculous sophisms you can come up with ... Define "To Be A Human Being" for us:

Posted by: at February 7, 2007 3:05 AM

The above post was made by a Anti-Klan member Klan Member. The post has no point, no validity, and is an inappropriate use of this site.

I welcome the Klan, their stories are entertaining unlike your komplaining.

The reason you komplain about the Klan is because you WANT them to keep posting here.

Posted by: at February 7, 2007 3:59 AM

Yep, this site is being destroyed by the Clan. They are aslo responsible for the war in Iraq, global warming, the recent killer tornadoes in Florida, the eruption of Mt. St. Helens, AIDS, starving children in India, poverty, and the freezing temperatures on the east Coast.

Posted by: at February 7, 2007 5:44 AM

Actually, I'm the one who farts on the crowded elevator.

Posted by: at February 7, 2007 5:45 AM

Don't you mean "'in' the crowded elevator"?

Posted by: at February 7, 2007 5:52 AM

haha! farting "on" an elevator is MUCH funnier than farting IN an elevator!!! HAHA

Posted by: at February 7, 2007 7:27 AM

Sorry CSC, while in a elevator you are also on a elevator.

Posted by: at February 7, 2007 8:17 AM

But if you are ON an elevator, wouldn't you be sitting (farting) on the roof, rather than inside with all the other people? Defeats the purpose of farting while it's crowded, doesn't it?

(By the way, note that it's "AN" + [word beginning with vowel] and "A" + [word beginning with consonant] ... ie "an elevator", not "a elevator" ... Come on, get it right. I've had to correct you about this before!)

Posted by: at February 7, 2007 6:07 PM

It's "an" elevator!

Posted by: chronic spell checker at February 7, 2007 6:07 PM

Vapor, is that you?

Posted by: chronic spell checker at February 7, 2007 6:08 PM

No, it's me.

Posted by: at February 7, 2007 6:09 PM

Heh, heh. Farts are vaporous. Heh, heh.

Posted by: at February 7, 2007 6:09 PM

Oh. Hi.

Posted by: chronic spell checker at February 7, 2007 6:10 PM

I can feel this conversation heading towards the realms of mung (fart condensation) and chode fudge again ... Careful, we don't want to upset Lindsey et al.

Posted by: at February 7, 2007 6:11 PM

You people are FU'd! When I'm on a Ferris Wheel I'm on a Ferris Wheel not on it's roof. Therefore I'm on a elevator and can also be in a elevator!

Posted by: at February 7, 2007 8:08 PM

That's different! A Ferris Wheel is a ride, so yeah, you could say, "Come kids, let's go on the ferris wheel and shit our pants", but why would you say, "Get on the elevator and go up to the penthouse" ... No, you'd say, "Get IN the elevator". Roll it around your tongue a few times ...

(Hmm, you'd probably also get IN a compartment ON the Ferris Wheel)

Posted by: at February 8, 2007 2:58 AM

Okay! Okay! I'm the one who farts IN the frickin' elevator! Okay?

You guys are silly.

Posted by: at February 8, 2007 7:08 PM
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