Breaking News was denied the opportunity to board the Kody Sub but was granted an interview via satellite phone with his Esteemed Excellency Eminence Excellency kody R Bear.
Your Excellency your popularity seems to be on the rise again. What steps if any are you taking to advance your Internet presence?
Well first I have had my new Kangaroo assistant Dooky set up a page at livejournal.com. After reading Miss Russell's positive review of that site I thought I had better get right over there and set up shop. In addition I have set up a new address to receive hate mail. The address is:
ihatekodybear@gmail.com
Don't miss print that.
Of course not your Eminence. Indy the Great seems to have the military (pronounced mil-li-tree) advantage over you again. How do you intend to deal with this situation?
You can surely understand that I am not at liberty to discuss that. All that I can reveal is that strategies are in the planning stages. Steps will be taken.
Understandable Your Radiant Lordship. There has been a rumor that yourself and Sir Magogo will be taking a holiday in Europe in the near future.
Oh Yes! That's true. We will be in and around Paris for a few weeks and I've promised Sir Magogo some time in Amsterdam to feed his many addictions and mine as well. We also plan to visit the Arch de Triomphe. I'm hoping to capture one of the undead skeleta minia for interrogation purposes.
Your Excellency you have come under attack as of late for your criticism of the Associated Content writer Miss Lindsey Russell. What is your official position?
Well that's a delicate situation. After a thorough review of her work I have come to the conclusion that I like her very much. I must admit that I'm a little disappointed in her taste in movies but anyone who is a Beatles fan gets a big Fuckin-A in my BearBook. Those who take the innocent stories that my staff writers compose seriously need to get a grip on reality. You see it's all just fiction.
Of course your Benevolence. May we contact you regarding future interviews?
You may contact Dooky. Use my Ihatekodybear@gmail.com and he will respond.
Absolutely your Eminence.
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Bullshit.
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