February 7, 2007

Mr. Smart Guy says...

Time to chime in! For the past few days I have watched this entertaining yet pitiful war of the words go down between the Clan and the Anti-Clan. Really, I have found their banter rather humorous. However, lately I have found it more annoying then anything else! No, I will not chose sides as both have been, in my eyes, equally juvenile. I will however, pick on Vapor as he seems to always want to engage me in debate. Granted, for those of you who know me, Vapor is wet mud and I nothing but his mold. Vapor, to you I say, "do not engage me in debate" as I am to you what the glistening barbed end of the Stingray's tail was to Australia's favorite son Steve Irwin.
Now, that being said I shall move forward.
This debate needs to stop! Original Anonyblog Blogger (OAB) as I will call you, I understand your point. Yes, your time here pre-dates mine yet does that mean I too am not welcome? Clanners ( a term I use because I know not how to address you), I also understand your position.
The reason this debate needs to cease is that this site is becoming entangled into a complicated and warped discussion between two opposing groups that are oblivious to what this web site is truly about, anonymous freedom of written expression. OAB I know you hate the daily posts of the Bear, Vapor, and Indy. Clanners, I also know you hate the daily diatribes of OAB. So this is what you have in common, your passionate dislike for each other. So why not agree to disagree? This is the best solution because no matter how hard OAB tries the Clanners will not leave just because OAB want's them to go. Clanners you also need to know that OAB will not be leaving as he/she is obviously here to stay as evident by his/her time here. So what you have is a standoff! There is no winner, so go back to your corners and learn to live with one another.

Posted by anonymous at February 7, 2007 8:16 PM
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Klanners do not hate ( I repeat DO NOT HATE) Anti Klan “OAB” - we are a tolerant people who feel all people have their place in the world. To feel hate means the enemy has some control over you. The Anti Klan GIVES the Klan fodder to work with. We really do laugh at the whole thing. The banter makes for an entertaining time. It would be sad if the Anti Klan didn’t work for us.

Luv…the Klan

Posted by: at February 8, 2007 2:07 AM

Mr Smart Guy, you're all wrong. "The debate needs to stop" not for any reason you've given but because YOU want it to. I know that's a good enough reason for you because your enormous ego says it is. Is that a good enough reason for everyone else? Go on, pick a side. You aren't allowed to sit on the fence.

Posted by: at February 8, 2007 3:08 AM

If the debate stopped, there would be nothing posted any more!

Posted by: at February 8, 2007 5:33 AM

Mr. Smart guy says...
I find the entire thing a waste of time as I'm sure a lot of others do. I'm simply illuminating the issue from a different perspective. I do so of course because of my obvious higher standard of understanding that only I can offer.

Posted by: at February 8, 2007 7:35 AM

Mr. Smart Ass,
Your latest attempt at appearing intelligent has failed yet again. Your use of the English language is clever but clever is not necessarily intelligent. By appearing as if you can rise above the rather annoying juvenile banter, as you call it, you have done nothing less than joined in. You have tossed your hat in to the ring. You see Mr. Smart Shit; even choosing not to make a choice is still making a choice. A legitimate smart guy would have not posted an entry opposing "The Anti-Klan" or "The Klan". You Sir/Ma'am have only taken yet another side, which I might add, is oblivious to what this site is all about. You have simply taken your own side in the war of words. And understandably you think that you are right. This is fine; we all need to be able to express ourselves anonymously using the written word. Isn't that why we are here? Furthermore, I ask you; Why not post an entry which does not concern this annoying struggle? Why do you not render an entry of intelligent written expression which has everything to do with what this web-site is truly about?

Now after making those points and posing those questions I will move on.

Do not, Mr. Smart Fuck, try and gain any superiority over me with your trite eloquence. I can see right through your clever ruse. I am sure that I am not the only one who feels this way either. Your voice of false reason leaves you sounding like a pompous ass.

Additionally, as far as being molded, It looks like you are the clay and "The Klan" is the sculptor. You have been played once again. Will you ever live up to the name that you have given yourself? I think not.

I am Vapor. I am like a gentle wispy cloud. In an instant I can rise up and bring forth the rain, hail, snow and lightning then be gone with the wind. I am invisible and you cannot touch me with your glistening barbed end of the Stingray's tail. Can you feel the sting of the ice and wind as it cuts deep to the bone? That is I, Vapor, the site Master Chef.

I am to you as the Hornet is to the Spider who has spun its clever web; I will simply slice right through it. Stopping only to sting you, take you back to my nest and have you for lunch.

Posted by: Master Chef Vapor at February 8, 2007 8:13 AM

Mr Not-So-Smart-Guy, if you think it's all a waste of time, why do you bother visiting this site? This site is what its users make it, nothing more, nothing less. You are not obliged to read the posts you don't want to ... so don't.

Posted by: at February 8, 2007 10:01 AM

Mr. Smart Guy Says...
Vapor, “trite eloquence”, well said yet still so very far off the mark. I am interested in your Neanderthal like use of cuss words when you get frustrated. The simple and subtle term “knucklehead” would have served you better.
Perhaps you would care to enlighten me as to what “my clever ruse” is? I doubt that you can as I’m sure it was your lengthy investment of time into your wordsmith when the word “ruse” garnered your attention.
Also, I am curious as to how a cloud rises up? Clouds do not “rise” up they build up. Clouds are water Vapor Mr. Vapor. Specifically, the stratocumuli cloud you are referring to cannot be invisible either as water vapor never is. So should I see stratocumuli begin to build into massive thunderheads I will pay heed to your evocation? Not because of impending weather but rather because being loud like thunder as it seems this all you are capable of.
As to my gender Mr. Vapor, I am a man, thus the term “guy”. Perhaps the less sharp witted individuals would have made that oversight, but you a mighty vaporous cloud? Ganache!

Posted by: at February 8, 2007 6:31 PM

Wow. And I haven't even commented yet.

dragonlady

Posted by: at February 8, 2007 6:33 PM

DAMNIT WHO SHOVED THE ROD UP THAT GUY'S ASS AGAIN?????

I told you last time, there is a reason he gave himself that name, and that's because he's got his thumbs up his ass so often that all he could think of was his sore anus.

Posted by: at February 8, 2007 9:37 PM

Alright Mr. Smart Guy,
I will give you due respect and address you by your chosen name. After all you have extended me this courtesy.

Dissecting and criticizing my comment is not very becoming, Mr. Smart Guy. Perhaps you did not have anything original to add. I understand. In the war of words one must know when to lay back and wait and when to strike. I will concede that you are a formidable opponent. I do not fear a debate with you though. You are like a wet stone and I will only sharpen my sword on you. I do enjoy a fair exchange of words and look forward to more.

Remember this Mr. Smart Guy, anyone can Google up a vocabulary, facts and figures and appear intelligent. One cannot win with brains alone, one must engage with passion as well as "smarts". I will leave you with that thought as there is nothing left to debate here and we have both made our points.

I bid you good evening,
Vapor

Posted by: Master Chef Vapor at February 8, 2007 9:55 PM

Yo mr. Smart (you wish) Guy, could you be wrong?
As clouds get pushed by the wind into a mountain range, they (the clouds) rise up (in elevation) at they get pushed over the top of the mountain.

RIGHT?

Mr. Stupid!

Posted by: at February 9, 2007 2:13 AM

The above post has been posted by a Clanner. It valid, has entertainment value, and is an appropriate use of this site. Please e-mail michael@cruftbox.com and request that these types of posts be continued!

Posted by: at February 9, 2007 2:20 AM

"Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa," said Billy the goat.

"Baaaaaa!!" replied his mother.

Posted by: at February 9, 2007 2:55 PM

Mr. Smart Guy Says...
Mr. Vapor, once again well said! And, if may say, touché!

Posted by: at February 9, 2007 8:45 PM
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