Soooooo........ I've worked at my new job for a total of 2 weeks now. There's this woman there that is ALREADY driving me insane! On my first day there, she told me off for not putting her time card in the right slot (we dont have assigned slots) because she is only 5' tall and can't reach most other slots. So then like a week ago she started crap with me yet again. She called me when my boss was out of the office to tell me to come to her office. So I get there and she does that thing that women often do where you pretend to say something nice and act like your friend but you know she's doing it to be a bitch. She starts going on about how I should dress more conservativly blah blah blah.....I'm not wearing anything that is revealing but YA I'm young and have a nice body! GET OVER IT!! ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU ARE OLD AND SHRIVELED UP AND NOBODY WANTS YOU!!!!! My clothes that I wear show that I have a figure but no low rise pants, daringly low shirts, or thongs hanging out......what I wear is NOT inappropriate by any means. And you should see the things SHE wears!! My first day there she wore a deep red pleather jacket, same color pleather skirt that went down to her knees, same color pleather boots that came up to her knees, a fluffly leopard print coat and a GIANT hat!!! Also she has very short pumpkin orange hair and wears BRIGHT BLUE eyeshadow and eyeliner. She basically looks like a 70 something year old lady pimp.
So THEN two days ago she calls my office AGAIN. I didn't know it was her and just answered the phone as I would on any other call but accidently messed up the name of the place I'm working at. And it wasn't a big mistake. I said Riverside, I meant Riverfront. Big whoop. But she FREAKS out on me for it and THEN proceeds to freak out on me more for something that I KNOW she was wrong for. My boss and I worked on a problem we were having with the computer for a good five minutes, so when the problem was over and we printed the paper, I KNOW that there were no issues with it. So that's what she called for and thats the OTHER thing she called to bitch me out for. There's more but I can't think of everything right now....I'm just so fed up. And it takes A LOT to push me over the edge.....so now its time to get evil.....MUAH HA HA HA!!!!!
So I told my boss what was going on because me and him are close and he said that she is rude and mean to everyone but he noticed before me that she is worse with other women and ESPECIALLY those younger than her and pretty. So I plan to use this to my advantage. For Valentines day, I'm having this guy I'm talking to send me roses to my work with a romantic message signed by "your secret admirer". So that will get to her because nobody is going to get her anything. I was thinking of maybe sending her some black roses but then decided I'd rather not spend my money. Also, I know this isn't that much, but today I purposly put her time card in the VERY TOP slot so I could watch her jump for it!! This is sooooo much fun!!!!! Any ideas let me know!!
Here's an idea: Grow up. Playing games with anyone who has the power to call you into their office is professional suicide, not to mention immature. Stop concerning yourself with how hot your body is and do your job.
It wouldn't hurt to clean up your grammar a bit, as well. "Me and him" are close? That would be "he and I are close."
Posted by: at February 8, 2007 5:32 AMHere's one that I have been happy with. Familiarize yourself with the exact text message that will appear on her cell phone in the event that service is about to be terminated. Example:
PLEASE CALL CUSTOMER SERVICE AT 1-800-480-4727 TO AVOID SERVICE INTERRUPTION
Send this message to her phone from a computer. Best circumstances: she will double pay her bill. repeat as often as necessary.
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Posted by: at February 9, 2007 1:55 AM