Guys, you're never going to believe this, but the most amazing and peculiar thing just happened while I was stroking my winky. Almost out of the blue, I was overcome with the most incredible feeling of bliss, and suddenly, at the height of my ecstacy, this weird white substance came shooting out of my nozzle in about 5 or 6 powerful blasts! I am so overwhelmed right now. Unfortunately, there is now a sticky mess all over the keyboard of my brand new laptop computer for me to clean up.
I now know my quest: To discover the meaning of this bizzarre and strangely satisfying experience. Oddly enough, I now no longer feel the urge to stroke my penis ...
I cannot wait until tomorrow; I must begin Googling immediately!
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Posted by: at February 8, 2007 7:52 AMWords, words, words ... Powerful, aren't they?
(Not really)
"Goddamnit Magogo. I think we're lost. You've led us into another comment section you moron!"
"Yo Excellency It might be dat we ain't gone nowhere cause look up top. Dat same dumbass still up der."
"Magogo don't you remember stepping on the post button. You simply must lay off the bottle. I God you can't remember anything! Now get us out of here. The stench is more than I can stand."
"Yes Yo excellency."
Posted by: at February 8, 2007 1:23 PMBrilliant!
Posted by: at February 8, 2007 7:10 PMI love his Excellency The Kody!! I swear my allegiance to The Bear!!
Posted by: at February 8, 2007 9:40 PM