This weekend I experimented with stroking my nose. It was not half as fun as stroking my penis, but amazingly enough, the SAME THING HAPPENED! Well, not quite the same ... This time, it was a green substance that came shooting out, accompanied by a rush of air. Also, this happened in only one explosive burst, as opposed to five or six. I was surprised but not ecstatic.
Today I shall try, as suggested, to stroke my elbow.
Tomorrow I shall document the results of my experiment.
Yours,
Legitimate Anonymous Blogger
Yes, take the suggestion. But I do insist that you will have a lot more fun experimenting with stroking OTHER people's elbows. Trust me. Just do it.
Posted by: at February 12, 2007 8:16 PMHmm ... OK.