Indy the Great sits atop a giant pile of girlturds (pronounced as one word) in the turdthroneroom (pronounced as one word) of the Turdstar. Halifax the Bi-Curious Manservant and Necromancer, and Leroy Cleophus Washington the Resurrected Undead Manservant, enter the room wearing gas masks and hazardous materials suits.
Um, Indy?
WHAT???
I mean, Lord Turdor?
Yes? Much better.
We have been neglecting the Turd Wars, Sir. The poor Turd Star is so full of girlurine (pronounced as one word) that she is about to burst.
Good God! I forgot that we were force-feeding (pronounced as one word) her cranberry juice, malt liquor, coffee, and red wine! Good Lord! It is time to pee onto the earth to replace all of the water in the oceans with girlurine (pronounced as one word) in order to eat away at the hull of the Kodysub! Open the valves! Pee forth!
Yeeeeeeeeees maaaaaaaaassaaaaaaaaaaahh.
Leroy fires the main cannon. Moans and grunts of satisfaction are heard from the depths of the Turdstar as megatons of girlurine (pronounced as one word) begins to shoot out.
What the hell is happening, Halifax?
Oh no, Lord! We forgot Newton's Laws of Motion! For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction! We are being propelled throgh space by the force of the girlurine (pronounced as one word)! It is acting like a rocket engine! We are traveling at ludicrous speed!
Ludicrous speed???
Ludicrous speed!!
Good Lord! Where are we heading?
To the outer recesses of the solar-system (pronounced as one word)!
Well, perhaps we shall find intelligent life, an advanced civilization that can help us destroy the Kodybear and the Magogo. For now, let's just enjoy the ride.
*The Turdstar shoots through space with a giant girlurine (pronounced as one word) cannon blasting it at over 100,000 miles per minute toward the planet formerly known as Pluto. What will happen next? Stay-tuned (pronounced as one word)!
Posted by anonymous at February 14, 2007 6:27 AMLet the hate begin. Aw, hell, I'll do it for you:
Clan crap! Clan crap! Clan crap! fume*sputter** hate**piss bitch and moan***fume**foam**sputter** complain**foam***sputter**hate hate hate***
Posted by: at February 14, 2007 9:46 AMYou forgot...Clan crap!
Posted by: at February 14, 2007 3:18 PMThis another example of what comes from the minds of people like Indy. Obviously he/she is harboring a underlying mental illness. I mean what type of a sick twisted bastard writes crap like this.
Posted by: at February 14, 2007 6:10 PMComment # 3 is the perfect example of a distrubed individual... small minded, right-wing, over religous, conservative, lack of creativity, and INTOLERANT! The kind that will stab you in the back, you cannot trust this type.
Posted by: at February 15, 2007 3:20 AMIndy- don’t forget – you could use the “planet gravitational pull sling-shot effect†to redirect you back to Earth! Should you use Mars? Jupiter? SaTURN? Or should you use Youranus?
Posted by: at February 15, 2007 3:32 AMDid you mean SaTURD?
-A "distrubed" individual
Posted by: at February 15, 2007 5:24 AMBring me a souvenir from Pluto!!! Preferably not a turd!!!
Posted by: at February 15, 2007 7:42 AMDid you mean "A disTURDed individual
Posted by: at February 15, 2007 8:19 AMOh, SNAP!
Posted by: at February 15, 2007 9:16 AM