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KODYBEAR

His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear was in the Kaptain’s quarters of the Kody Sub. The room was quite luxurious and well suited to the Great BearTurd God. His Radiance was currently relaxed on a huge pile of one hundred dollar bills sipping a fine Napoleon brandy and watching reruns of the Brady Bunch. With his sensitive Bear Ears he could hear Sir Magogo the Knighted Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey muddling his way down the Main corridor.

“Oh Magogo. Please don’t hesitate to come in here and disturb me with another one of your ridiculous ideas about defeating the Arch Nemesis”, he shouted.

“We got a problem Yo Excellency. De girlurine content of de ocean is at sixty nine parts per millionth and goin up. De MMTF sayin at dis rate de hull will be eroded befo we can make it to Cape Town.”

“This is indeed some bad news you have brought to me. We must get to Cape Town before the hull is breeched. There’s sixty billion dollars cash on this boat that we can’t afford to lose. I plan to finance an army of Kangaroos. You Macarena monkeys have proven most troublesome and ineffective in this never ending struggle. Yes. This is depressing. You know that I’m depressed don’t you Magogo?”

“I was afraid of that Yo Eminence.”

“And you know I’ve been cooped up in this Sub for weeks now. Yes? Hmm?”

“I ain’t like where dis conversation be goin Yo Benevolence.”, said the now nervous Ape-servant.

“I don’t really care if you like it or not Magogo.”,growled BearTurd. You know what you must do. You know what you want to do. I’m stressed. Now come here now or I’ll make you wear the blonde wig and the knee pads.”

“Please boss. Dis ain’t right. I been always’s loyal to you and always wiffin wif you and why Yo can’t you make de Kangaroo do it dis time?”

“Magogo! You sick bastard! He’s still a joey. Now get over here and we’ll both feel a lot better. You’ll see. Yes? Hmm?”

“Yes boss.”

Posted by anonymous at February 18, 2007 11:41 AM