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I NEED KODYBEAR

His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear sat in his private suite at the Cape Town Radisson making paper airplanes out of Romeo and Julietas, tossing them around the room while drinking Rodney Strong Cabernet and smoking hundred dollar bills. There's a new cat in town and he was looking for a way to get real gone. Can't sing a new song around here. I'm going to give that Monkey a whipping, he thought. Think of the Devil. His phone rang.

"What is it Magogo? I know it's you. What is it now? Where are you?"

"Kensington Palace Yo Eminence."

"Good Lord! Spending freely are we? Now what is it? I'm still busy."

"Well Dooky hice he need mo money fo Fosters."

"Magogo I don't think you understand the stress a Bear like me is under. You see I build things. I build armies. I build empires. While you and Dooky sit around swilling beer and smoking cable I look for things. I don't have time for this. I'm very busy. Go to the bank if you need money."

"Yes Yo Eminence. But I has got sumfin done. I been workin on de Paris itinerary an I done approoged our travel cases commin from Low Life Films an......."

"Silence! I'll approve my own travel case think you very much. Can I be in charge now? I'll be damned if I'm going to be crushed to death because of your ineptness. Now what of the Itinerary? What?"

"Well De Arch de Triomphe, lunch at de Rifle Tower, some kind of rocks an caves an shit and we gwine to stay at the Domaine Anne Gros. Dey got over thirty five thousand bottles of wine an we gonna drink ever damn one of em!", Magogo said excitedly.

"Magogo I want you to get straight on up to Phu Bai. I'm sure Captain January will need all his people."

"I beg Yo pardon Yo Excellency?"

"Never mind. Just get the Euro passes,rent the Astin Martin and find that planet. I want that planet found before we leave!", growled the Bear. "Do I smell cat piss?"

"Yes Yo Esteemed Radiance. Might haps be brown squirrels too. Did Yo eva find what Yo was a lookin fo?", Magogo giggled.

"I don't think so my boy. Now please hang up and go do what ever it is that you do. Talking to you is like talking to a possum", sighed the kody.

"Yes Yo Radiant Benevolence. I gits right on it."