Guys, I wanted to share some of my poetry with you and maybe, perhaps you could like grade it on a scale of 1 - 10? Cause I want to like publish it and shit:
1. Humpty Dumpty
Penis go humpy, penis go pumpy
Penis go humpty dumpty!
But if it get lumpy,
Then it go bumpy bumpy,
Til you get grumpy and dump me.
2. The crazy cat
The crazy cat shat on the mat,
And I came on the cat,
The crazy cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out again.
And that's that.
3. Coon
Oh coon, you buffoon, you loon,
You're my boon.
Sing me another tune!
Look at the moon, coon,
And slide down a sand dune.
Look at my moon, goon,
And slide up my asshole with your big black cock.
Then read an ancient rune, coon,
Til it's noon,
On a sunny day in June,
When you're not wearing maroon,
And you're eating a macaroon,
Whilst watching a cartoon,
SOON, COON!!
I give it a 6. Needs a little fine tuning. maybe. but still funny.
Posted by: at March 14, 2007 10:19 AMshut up and die.
Posted by: at March 14, 2007 3:11 PMno, you
Posted by: at March 14, 2007 3:51 PMI liked the first one. The other two are not as fun. But the first one was good.
Posted by: at March 14, 2007 4:28 PMyour mom was good.
Posted by: at March 15, 2007 3:12 AMno, yours.
Posted by: at March 15, 2007 5:03 AMyou guys are fucking idiots.
Posted by: at March 15, 2007 5:25 AMNo, YOU!
Posted by: at March 15, 2007 3:41 PMNo, your mom.
Posted by: at March 16, 2007 3:33 PM