Attention all interested parties: Indy the Great has been spending his time building a secret turd-rocket (pronounced as one word) to escape the planet Girlturdia. The natives have been becoming a bit restless and insisting that he perform a miracle, which of course, he cannot. He has been holding them off for weeks by amusing them with his ability to fart out entire symphonies, in tune, but the trick is wearing thin. But he, Halifax, and Leroy have almost finished construction of the USS Turd, a female-fart (pronounced as one word) powered rocket in which he hopes to escape back to earth, at which time he shall amass another army to attack the Kodybear and the Magogo. We will keep you updated.
Posted by anonymous at March 14, 2007 3:21 PMWouldn't that be "a female-fart-powered (pronounced as one word) rocket", rather than "a female-fart (pronounced as one word) powered rocket"?
Posted by: at March 14, 2007 6:55 PMha. vapor. jeff. bear. loser.
Posted by: at March 15, 2007 3:11 AMWho's Jeff? Who are you?
I have a fart powered microbus and I pick up many older negroidal women in it. I end up sniffing their butthole and sometimes consuming their poop.
Posted by: Linz Mondello at March 15, 2007 9:36 PM