I also wrote this limerick, but I'm having a bit of trouble with the last line. It's called "Melon":
Crappity crappity crap,
Crappity crappity crap,
Crappity crap,
Crappity crap,
Crappity, crappity melon?
It is perfect just as it is. In fact, it borders on being beautiful, which is kinda scary.
Posted by: at March 14, 2007 6:21 PMI think it's crap.
Posted by: at March 14, 2007 7:02 PMTry "girlfeces" as the last word.
Posted by: at March 14, 2007 7:26 PMI love you, Ezekiel, and I want to have your babies.
Posted by: at March 15, 2007 3:50 PM
I love you, Ezekiel, and I want to eat your babies.
Thank you, both last commenters, but it's Ezekial, not Ezekiel. Sadly, I cannot have babies, for I am neuter.
Well, I guess I'll put my rotisserie away then.
Posted by: at March 17, 2007 5:54 AM