Dear anonymous commenter number 3 of my limerick. Thank you, thank you! What a marvellous idea! I shall, with your permission, publish my limerick with your suggestion included (I have, however, decided to re-spell your new word according to the original Latin, for greater effect).
Melon (By Ezekial)
Crappity crappity crap,
Crappity crappity crap,
Crappity crap,
Crappity crap,
Crappity, crappity girlfaeces?
You can't call this one "melon" because it has nothing at all to do with a melon. I really liked it better with the word melon. girlfaeces is just not as much fun.
Posted by: at March 16, 2007 8:30 AMI disagree, "girlfaeces" is way better than melon!
Posted by: at March 16, 2007 3:06 PMI think "melon" is agreat title regardless. However, the missing word at the end of your limerick should have only one syllable rather than two. May I submit that the last line should be, "Crappity, crappity turd"?
Posted by: at March 17, 2007 5:52 AMCrappity, crappity MELON. Otherwise you just CAN'T call it "Melon."
Why not?!?! You blinkered facist fucking pig!
OK, sorry, that was a bit harsh. (Love you lots, really)