Ode to Miss N
Oh Miss N, how glad I am,
That your name isn't 'M',
But 'N',
'Cause then,
You'd stand for minge, masturbate and muff.
Instead, you're naughty with nice nipples,
A nubile nymphomaniac!
Oh Miss N, how glad I am,
That your name's not nasty 'M',
But 'N'.
Wow, Ezekial. I am pretty flattered. I had no idea you thought my nipples were so nice!
...Considering the idea of "nubile nymphomaniac"
Thanks Mr. Mysterious. I'm putting this on my website.
Posted by: N at March 17, 2007 2:42 PMJJ- OH MY GOD!! (as I turn around)
Miss N- WHAT?! (pauses) AHHHHH! (as turns head, closes eyes and stretches out arms to protect eyes)
JJ- What?! (looks down) AHHHHH! (turns around immediatly)
NOTE: Story above is about Miss N seeing my boobs
Posted by: *~JJ~* at March 18, 2007 5:14 AMWhat, these?(.)(.)
Posted by: at March 20, 2007 5:37 AMlol no mine are bigger! hahaha
JJ
Posted by: at March 20, 2007 12:23 PMBigger? Just the nipples or the entire rack?
(o)(o)
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Hey girls (JJ & Miss N),
If you all could forward a picture of your boobs to my email (masterchefvapor@gmail.com) I would be glad to judge who has the larger pair. I am sure that both of you have nice boobs and I would love to see them.
Vapor
Posted by: Master Chef Vapor at March 21, 2007 10:56 AMEhem, Mr. Vapor. I'm sorry, but I have to say that it really isn't even a contest between N's and JJ's boobs. JJ really takes the entire cake on that one. Poor little N has only a smudge of frosting compared to JJ. As a matter of fact, it was only last night when Miss N was the one who could not join in a boob comparing picture with JJ and another girl. She was stuck taking the picture. The stuffed dog actually got to participate more than N. And no, we will not be sending any pictures. Sorry to dissappoint.
N
Posted by: N at March 21, 2007 1:51 PM:o(
Posted by: at March 21, 2007 3:12 PMAwww poor N! That was fun tho!! I'll give you some of my cake from the boob contest though. I'm nice like that. BTW who do you think won that contest?? Me or C.A.?? (hahaha you'll get the C.A. if you think about it...)
xoxo
JJ
Posted by: at March 21, 2007 6:08 PMMan I am thinking my brain off and I just can't figure it out. Damn I dont know. The dog's name was Mimzy so it couldn't have been her.... I give up. Well you won, anyways. You always win.
All this discussion about tits has got my curiosity up. Are you sure that you could not send me pictures of your boobs? You have my word that I would not post them. I would keep them to myself.
Vapor
Posted by: Master Chef Vapor at March 22, 2007 12:47 AMOH OH I FIGURED IT OUT!! It stood for Cooter...... yeah I am so smart! Ha.
Just so you know, Vapor---His Excellency and Dooky have had their picture taken side by side, snuggled between the very large bare breasts of two women with whom you are personally aquainted. Ahem. We really celebrated at that Chinese New Year party...
Posted by: at March 22, 2007 6:57 AMYes, I have not seen those pictures yet but I have seen the bare breasts of at least one of those women you speak of. I am always interested in checking out any female breasts that I am able to. It is said that variety is the spice of life. Being a single father I do not get the chance to experience many boobs anymore. I am ready for any kind woman who wishes to share her breasts, large, medium or small, with me to do so.
That said, remember ladies it is masterchefvapor@gmail.com.
Vapor
Posted by: Master Chef Vapor at March 22, 2007 7:47 AM