Dear commenters,
Thank you all very much for your helpful suggestions. I had been worrying about the fact that although girlfaeces is pronounced as one word it still, indeed, has three syllables. Oh, this is all so confusing!
May I offer several different configurations of the poem, as suggested by your good selves, starting with the original, and perhaps you'd like to vote on your favourite version?
1) Melon (by Ezekial)
Crappity crappity crap,
Crappity crappity crap,
Crappity crap,
Crappity crap,
Crappity, crappity melon?
2) Melon
Crappity crappity crap,
Crappity crappity crap,
Crappity crap,
Crappity crap,
Crappity, crappity girlfaeces?
3) Sine Nomine
Crappity crappity crap,
Crappity crappity crap,
Crappity crap,
Crappity crap,
Crappity, crappity girlfaeces?
4) Sine Nomine
Crappity crappity crap,
Crappity crappity crap,
Crappity crap,
Crappity crap,
Crappity, crap girlfaeces?
5) Melon
Crappity crappity crap,
Crappity crappity crap,
Crappity crap,
Crappity crap,
Crappity, crappity turd?
6) Melon
Melon melon melon,
Melon melon melon,
Melon melon,
Melon melon,
Melon melon, poop!
7) Sine Nomine
Melon melon melon,
Melon melon melon,
Melon melon,
Melon melon,
And great big stinky girlfarts?
I have also written the following ...
Girlturd (by Ezekial)
There once was a little girlturd
(Which, of course, is pronounced as one word)
It came from the ass,
Of a young teenage lass,
And it tasted so good its's absurd!
Of COURSE I personally still prefer #1, but I also liked numbers 6 & 7.
I know everyone else is going to pick the ones with "girlfaeces," but I stand by my choice!
Posted by: N at March 17, 2007 2:37 PM