One time my best friend and I went to my cousins house on a lake. We decided to go for a ride in the paddle boat. As we were goofing off in the boat we saw something large and tan drinking from the lake. Of course we automatically decided it was a mountain lion. Although mountain lions are not really around our part of the country, that really did not matter. We decided it was DEFINATLEY a mountain lion and decided to paddle closer. As we paddled closer however, we realized it was definatley NOT a mountain lion. It was a Golden Retriever. The End.
Posted by anonymous at March 17, 2007 9:21 PMYoue dull-witted spelling of DEFINITELY matches the lameness of your story.
Posted by: at March 19, 2007 6:29 AMAnd I attribute my typo of "youe" for "your" to my 102 degree fever. I'm only here to piss off my husband, anyway.
Posted by: at March 19, 2007 6:31 AMThat's it. Above commenter is an official FUCKING IDIOT. hahaha
Posted by: at March 19, 2007 4:30 PMWhen you piss off your husband, do you get him to lie in the bathroom and then you kneel on him and aim for the toilet? Or do you do one of those cheerleading stunts: stand on his shoulders and then piss off him onto the floor? Or do you piss off him outside, say into a river?
Have you tried doing a pooh off him too?
This is exciting - I'm getting all kinds of new ideas! Fun, fun, fun!!
I pissed off a bridge once.
Posted by: at March 20, 2007 8:15 AMMe too ... and I also pissed off a pier. I have never taken a shit off anything special though ... Have you, LC?
Why yes I have. I once shat off of an overhanging rock in the Blue Ridge Mountains on the Appalachian Trail. Unfortunately I used a poison oak leaf to wipe my rectum. Needless to say, I was very uncomfortable for weeks.
Posted by: at March 20, 2007 3:04 PMOh dear, you must've had some pretty bad ring-sting (pronounced as one word) to be sure, but what a marvellous experience. It is my life-quest (pronounced as one word) to do a pooh into the grand canyon.
I pooped by the Oldtown covered bridge in Kentucky, but I made sure I had some paper towels before I squatted.
Posted by: at March 21, 2007 1:40 PMNext time, for a lark, I'm going to try pooping off a bridge across a highway. Who wants to bet me $10 I can hit a windscreen 1st dump??
(Thanks for the paper towels tip, LC)