April 24, 2007
AN AMERICAN BEAR IN PARIS
His Esteemed Excellency Kody R Bear accompanied by his two vile and disgusting companions, Magogo and Dooky, proceeded to the top of the Eiffel Tower to take reconnaissance of the city. On the way up Dooky became involved in an argument with a young French lady who was distributing Anti-Klan propaganda relating to His Excellency's arrival in Paris.
"Look here Sheila who's side you on anyway? His Nibs here is trying to help you get rid of this Larrikin Indy and all you can do is spout a load of piffle. You'll soon shove off if ya know whats best for ya!", said the now highly agitated Roo.
"Good Lord Magogo.", said the Bear rolling his eyes. "Belligerent little bastard isn't he? You might want to put a leash on that one. What?"
"He believe in what he doin Yo Eminence.", said Magogo. "An he drunk too"
The girl began to shout at the crowd. Ne pas écouter lui ! Nous devons expell le Klan de notre ville juste !
Dooky immediately squared up and delivered a hard left-right and then a kick in the groin to the noisey beak. "Anyone else care to noise off?", he asked the now subdued crowd. "Very well mates. Carry on."
Once at the observation level The Kody began scanning the city through the public telescopes looking for any sign of Indy the Great. He trained the scope on the Arch de Triomphe and was amazed at what he saw.
"Good God!", he exclaimed. "We must head for the Arch immediately! I think I see one of those skeletal things. He must be there! Quickly! Quickly! To the elevator!
"I real scared Yo Eminence. De MMTF done say he got's an army of livin girlturds an he have done gained complete control of de Arch. Dat skeletal thing might haps just be a trick.", whimpered Magogo.
"You little coward!", shrieked His Excellency. "Get your fat ass on that elevator! We'll know soon enough now won't we?", said the Bear delivering a hard kick to Magogo's battery compartment. "We're just going to recon for now anyway so stay alert!"
"Yassir Yo Radiance."
Posted by anonymous at April 24, 2007 10:21 AMhahahahaha
Posted by: INDY THE GREAT at April 24, 2007 7:10 PMWow, things are really starting to heat up! Could this be the end of the Bear as we know him? Or the end of Indy? I doubt it. But it will be fun anyways!
Posted by: N at April 24, 2007 8:26 PMNah. Parisian girlturds are useless. Everyone, and I do mean everyone, in Paris is quite slender, especially the girls. Meat is very expensive there, so they don't each much of that, and a serving of cheese isn't enough to make half a sandwich here. Parisian girlturds ain't worth shit.
Not only that, there are very few bones missing from the catacombs, probably only enough to make more than two or three skeletal minia. Unless Indy has been stuffing skulls down his pants and passing it off as a big set of balls at the exit.
Posted by: at April 25, 2007 5:10 AMI'm amazed they actually let you take that bear up the Eiffel tower! Last but one time I was there the security guys were even eyeing people with large bags suspiciously (but then that was soon after 9/11 I suppose) ...
I think that when you have a $600 lunch at the Jules Verne Restaurant on the second floor, they don't care if you bring your pet giraffe with you.
(We just had to have the once-in-a-lifetime-pretend-you're-rich-lunch and order whatever we wanted from the dinner menu.) Magogo went with us, too, along with my husband's ginormous camera backpack. Obviously security has been loosened a bit since you were there, but there were police-type people patrolling the grounds with machine guns...
What is that strange looking adhesive type flesh colored strip on the back of Kodybear's neck?
Posted by: at April 30, 2007 3:10 PMUh, I think it's a very rare item they call a "bandaid."
Posted by: at May 1, 2007 4:47 AM