May 13, 2007

An incredible experience

I just returned from my neighbors home! His wife called me as she thought I could help, I am a EMT and her husband was in trouble, serious trouble. It was a beautiful Mothers Day morning and for brunch Henry, my neighbor decided to grill some steak for he and his wife.
Gosh I'm so very upset! I don't know where else to turn but to strangers on the internet. You see Henry died in my arms just 46 minutes ago! He was choking on his steak and I was not able to get him breathing fast enough. Yes, I performed an emergency tracheotomy but the lack of oxygen was just too much for his old heart! His last words were "damn sirloin", and he checked out. If only he would chosen a different cut or even if I would had a defibrillator!
I don't know why Hank's death is bothering me so much, maybe it's his wife! She is really hot! I have seen so very many people die, but this one is different! I'm just so shook up!

Say, do any women out there shave their pussy? Just curious!

Did I mention I was so very upset? Can I join the Clan?

Posted by anonymous at May 13, 2007 2:17 PM
Comments

Here is a perfect example of the mentality of an "Anti-Klan" entry which Admin has allowed to post on his web-log. There is nothing original here only rhetorical bullshit much like the right wing conservatives who have ruined the United States. Once again the "Anti-Klan" has demonstrated their major lack of intelligence. The OP is obviously an imbecile who has nothing to write. The sarcasm that the OP uses is only but another nail in his/her coffin. It is not important to me whether the OP believes that my close friend died in my lap. Granted, I have entered some far out posts before. The people who are important know that I am honest and would never fabricate something so serious. These important people are also intelligent enough to discern the reality from the fantasy.

Furthermore, that is "Klan", and NO you cannot join. You must be born a member of our great organization.
You will have to be satisfied with being a member of the whiny ass Finklestein Faction.

Posted by: Master Chef Vapor at May 13, 2007 8:13 PM

Oh, HELL NO, you can't join. The Klan just likes to have a little fun; we're not malicious like you. What goes around, comes around. Remember that when Karma starts kicking your ass.

Posted by: at May 14, 2007 5:23 AM

LOL! Awesome post!

Posted by: at May 14, 2007 5:59 AM

Wow, I don't know who the Clan is but I do know The Klan otherwise known as The KKK! This Vapor dude sounds just like the Klan. Always touting their vast superiority. They have reorganized down here and joined up with some skin heads and are always marching and crap. A bunch of damn Crackers dressed up like wizards.

Posted by: at May 15, 2007 6:37 AM

Of course we are always touting our vast superiority. That's because we are vastly superior to the rest of you. Duh!

Posted by: at May 15, 2007 7:47 AM

This is a different "Klan". It is the Klan of the KodyBear. Please do some research before you start calling names and being judgmental. Information about KodyBear and his Klan can be found in the archives of Anonyblog and you can also Google KodyBear.

In reality the "Anti-Klan" is more like the Ku Klux Klan. The KKK is an extreme right wing conservative christian organization very similar to the "Anti-Klan". Both do not believe in basic human freedoms.

I am glad the commenter brought this to the attention of Anonyblog readers.

Posted by: Master Chef Vapor at May 15, 2007 8:57 AM

I thought the KKK was the Konstant Klan Komplainer ... ? (ie the OP)

Posted by: at May 15, 2007 1:47 PM

Mr. Smart Guy Says…

Vapor you are in error in saying; "The KKK is an extreme right wing conservative christian organization".
Actually The main objective of white supremacy organizations such as the Ku Klux Klan, the White Brotherhood, the Men of Justice, the Constitutional Union Guards and the Knights of the White Camelia was to stop black people from voting. The KKK never had roots in politics or Christianity. Incidentally Mr. Vapor it is a capital C not a lower case c when spelling Christianity. I digress, back on topic! The Ku Klux Klan was reformed in 1915 by William J. Simmons, a preacher influenced by Thomas Dixon's book, The Ku Klux Klan (1905) and the film of the book, Birth of a Nation, directed by D.W. Griffith.

The National Association for the Advancement of Coloured People (NAACP) became the main opponent of the Ku Klux Klan. To show that the members of the organization would not be intimidated, it held its 1920 annual conference in Atlanta, considered at the time to be one of the most active Ku Klux Klan areas in America. However, after the First World War the Ku Klux Klan also became extremely hostile to Jews, Roman Catholics, socialists, communists and anybody they identified as foreigners. A strange thing for a group that you have called "conservative Christian", don't you agree Mr. Vapor?

Therefore in summation to “The Klan” topic, I would not want to ever be part of any group that shared anything thing in common, name or otherwise, to the KKK. Yes, that includes Anonyblog’s Klan!

Now regarding the OP’s post, I do say I find his or her musings about a person dying on Mothers Day rather humorous. This is quite obvious in the line the OP wrote about “damn sirloin”. This post was meant to be funny! Yes, it had an anti Klan angle but that is all right too. Yes, I read your post about your neighbor’s death and I found that very strange. Why? Simply because that if indeed the incident actually did occur, it is awfully bizarre to post about it on a blog site. In other words there was simply no point in the post other than looking for pity.

I wish you well!

Posted by: Mr. Smart Guy at May 16, 2007 1:50 PM

Mr. Smart Guy,
I am surprised that you would display such a lack of intelligence. You should do more research on a subject before making such a strong statement. The Ku Klux Klan is indeed heavily rooted in both politics and christianity. I understand that most christians would not want such a group associated with them but as I said they are an extreme right wing organization. If you take a look at David Duke you will find that he is a politician, a christian and a Ku Klux Klan member. Ku Klux Klan meetings are started with a prayer to God in Jesus christ's name. Do your research.

Furthermore, within your comment there are contradictions. I find it quite interesting that a preacher reformed the Ku Klux Klan, don't you?
Additionally, groups that hold annual conferences to discuss their agenda could possibly be considered political.

Moreover, I am happy that you were able to get your personal feelings about the Ku Klux Klan "Off your Chest". After all, that is what Anonyblog is all about.

In closing I want to say that there is nothing strange about posting an entry concerning the death of my best friend and neighbor. I was simply trying to get something off of my chest. What is strange is persons who would use this information to lash out me.

As a Neo-Pagan I choose to spell christ as I wish.

Good to hear from you
and well wishes to you also.

Posted by: Master Chef Vapor at May 16, 2007 3:02 PM

Mr. Smart Guy Says...
Mr. Vapor, ones feelings regarding any specific topic does not denote it's required spelling or correct capitalization when used as a proper noun. I for one abhor the taste of Pepsi however; I do not refer to it as pepsi because I feel this way. Regarding your other incorrect statement, "christian organization" you are very wrong. Your statement is based in opinion, mine is based in fact. The word Christianity actually stems from the first Catholic Church. This church was founded by the Apostle Peter and it was he that actually coined the term "Christian". What part of "not allowing blacks to vote" is "extreme right wing" or "Christian"?

Posted by: Mr. Smart Guy at May 16, 2007 3:50 PM

Mr. Smart Guy,
I do not condone or agree with the Ku Klux Klan. These extreme types bother me. This does not change the fact that the Ku Klux Klan carries out their agenda in, as they consider, the name of God. The Ku Klux Klan honestly believe they are doing God's work.

Additionally, not allowing blacks to vote is not the only purpose of the Ku Klux Klan. They would also like to send all non-whites back to where they came from. This is only one of many other strange things they are involved in.

Are you saying that white supremacy is not a right wing philosophy?
Are you saying that an extreme right wing organization cannot consider themselves Christians?
How do you feel about Mormons? Are they Christians?

Posted by: Master Chef Vapor at May 16, 2007 11:26 PM

was Apostle Peter a rabbit?

Posted by: at May 17, 2007 4:02 AM

Yep. Saw it on South Park last night.

Mr. Smart Guy: It's "one's feelings" and "its required spelling." Since you have such a good grip on capitalization that you feel qualified to lecture on it, I thought that maybe you'd like to move on to the correct use of apostrophes.

Posted by: at May 17, 2007 5:21 AM

Gawsh seems to me Mr. Smarting Ass has something jammed up his ass again!

Posted by: at May 18, 2007 8:40 PM
Post a comment






Remember personal info?