Are you tired of Fake Faggots? They're all over the place. People who act like they want to suck dicks or something, but really don't. People who act like they're going to do something, in somebody's ass but don't.
This manifests in all aspects of life.
People who say "Hey man, lets make a loaf of bread!", but when it comes time to actually doing something in that direction, those very people are nowhere to be found.
People who act provoking towards others around themselves, but it's really a facade as these people are never found alone and never act out on what they're baking.
There are countless other examples, but the aforementioned are two such examples I've run into lately.
I want to form a loaf of bread and make yeast and make HONEY - the best thing to come out of a bee tree.
I want to fight and experience all this violence and cause all this pain. I WANT GRATUITOUS AND WANTON VIOLENCE. OH GOD, HOW I LOVE IT! I AM SO GAY! I WANT TO BE A SUICIDE BOMBER IN THE MIDDLE EAST WHILE SUCKING DICKS AND SHOOTING ELEPHANTS IN THE GUT WITH HIGH POWERED RIFLES THAT ARE NOT CORRECTLEY SIGHTED IN!
These are traits of REAL FAGGOTS WITH RAW PENIS POWERâ„¢.
There haven't been many in history, only a handful.
Here are some examples:
Julius Caesar
Indy the Great
Alexander the Great
John Rambo
John Ritter
General Patton
General McBradley
General McBratwurst.
Are you a Fake Fagg?
I Know that I am not. I'm a real faggot.
or
Are you a REAL MAN WITH RAW FAGGOT POWER?
Posted by anonymous at July 14, 2007 10:17 PM