August 21, 2007

mush and endocarps

Dear assholes,

I shall now sing you all some Jesus songs:

1.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus in the morning, Jesus in the noontime,
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus when your mom goes down!
[repeat]

2.
Jesus loves me, this I know,
For the bible tells me so,
Little ones to him belong,
They are cunts but he is strong.
(nono, I swear that's how it goes)

Yes, Jesus loves me,
Yes, Jesus loves me,
Yes, Jesus loves me,
The bible tells me so!

3.
Onward Christian soldiers, marching as to war,
With the cock of Jesus, going on before.

Thank you all for your time, this has been a lovely.

Posted by anonymous at August 21, 2007 7:25 PM
Comments

Dis dem whitest shit I never done saw, shit daw,cadillac!

Posted by: at August 24, 2007 8:52 PM

Good grief. I'm pagan/wiccan, and I dislike the blind belief, hypocrisy and arrogance of bible-thumpers, but even I found this post distasteful.

Posted by: at August 25, 2007 6:50 AM

well one has one's issues doesn't one? why believe in wiccan crap? why believe in anything that doesn't make sense?

Posted by: at August 25, 2007 2:02 PM

I believe in Wiccan "crap" because I have had personal experiences with it. I believe in pagan "crap" because I have felt and experienced things that show me that I am on the right spiritual path for me, and that my beliefs do make sense. Maybe they don't make sense to you, but that doesn't mean they don't to anyone else.

Besides, my comment was to say that even though I don't believe that Jesus was divine, and even though I believe the bible is just a collection of folk stories and legends based very loosely on a historical figure's push for social change, one should have at least some respect for others' beliefs. I do believe I am permitted to say that I found the OP distasteful without expecting that someone will come back and call my beliefs "crap." We all have the right to decide whether to be religious or spiritual.

Posted by: at August 26, 2007 7:09 AM

Are we humans having a spiritual experience, OR, are we spirits having a human experience?

Posted by: MCV at August 26, 2007 7:22 AM

'zackly.

Posted by: at August 26, 2007 1:30 PM

yes, that's what i say EVERY time!

Posted by: at August 30, 2007 5:12 PM

Oh Ezekial. You are ever so clever.

Posted by: at August 30, 2007 9:24 PM
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