LIFE IS A BITCH
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided
I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She
did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She
was great fun initially and very energetic, but had no direction.
So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her.
She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
Posted by anonymous at August 26, 2007 7:45 AMThis is the most brilliant thing I've read all week. Bravo!
Posted by: at August 27, 2007 1:05 PMshallow... shallow... shallow
my blog is adultchildbio.blogspot.com
Big boobs aren't all they're cracked up to be. I'm seriously considering getting a reduction because my back hurts all the time. Clothes never fit me well, even riding horses (my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD) becomes difficult because the girls just get in the way. The second they come out of the over the shoulder boulder holder (and boulders is what they really are) they are constantly sore. I wish I could just go back down to a good C cup.
Posted by: at August 28, 2007 12:32 PMYou have nice tits JJ. Don't change a thing. Wear a high quality sports bra while you are riding those horses.
OP
Posted by: at August 28, 2007 3:05 PMHow does the OP know that I have nice tits?? They could be sagging down to the ground. (They're not but you never know) Anyways, lately I've been layering the sports bras. 3 seems to do the trick. But then its hard to move/breathe.
Posted by: at August 29, 2007 10:23 AMThe OP can deduce that you have nice tits from your pictures. The OP has quite a bit of experience on the subject and would suspect that your breasts are soft but supple. Not quite North Pointers but somewhat perky. A good healthy handful. And besides Miss N said that they are spectacular.
OP
Posted by: at August 29, 2007 9:05 PMThey are. And she doesn't even share with me. One time we tried rubbing them all together to see if some of hers would rub off but oviously it didn't even work.
Posted by: N at August 29, 2007 9:30 PMNow Miss N,
We all must be happy with what we have. You have nice boobs also. I personally think all boobies are nice. This entry was just a joke. I would be happy with any nice looking girl no matter what size her breasts are. Girls with smaller breast size almost always work harder to please their man. That is a plus in my opinion. Petite breasts are sexy, and I have to tell you, you look real nice in that red and white polka dot dress which you wore on your birthday.
OP
Posted by: at August 29, 2007 10:57 PMHey now N, like you said, we rubbed them together because I WAS TRYING TO SHARE WITH YOU! Totally not my fault it didn't work!! lol
Posted by: at August 30, 2007 11:11 AMWell, I got big titz an flo, so holla back at chyeallz niggaz an flow,ya dig?
Posted by: at September 1, 2007 8:40 AMi think this was too much info.
Posted by: at September 9, 2007 2:34 PM