even anonymously, my secrets are too shameful for me to say aloud.
So I'll just write some of them here.
Let's see, I have let Veronica Moser shit in my mouth.
R Kelly has pissed all over me.
I have licked the chode from INDY's testicles.
Collected and ingested the mung from Magogo Magogo's fuzzy rectum.
Kody R. Bear has sodomized me more times than I can remember.
I have eaten Master Chef Vapor's famous Post Deleter's Roasted Nuts.
I have also enjoyed Master Chef Vapor's Anti Klan Soup.
I have walked behind JJ as she rode her horse and licked the equine anus.
I have cleaned Miss N's cat box with my tongue.
I once had to watch Mr. Ig butt fuck Kody R. Bear while The dragonlady licked both of their nutsacks.
That is all for now, there will be more later.
See Ya!
Posted by anonymous at August 28, 2007 8:09 PMHey, it's not my fault someone coated those nutsacks with peanut butter.
Posted by: at September 2, 2007 4:54 PMCan you come clean out the cat box for real? It really needs it. Harry Potter shits on the floor if he thinks it's too dirty inside the box. Then the floor is all shitty and nobody around here feels like breathing in all the cat litter air when you scoop it. Mom has to yell.
Posted by: N at September 4, 2007 9:45 PMI think you should become addicted to pussy!
Posted by: at September 5, 2007 3:55 AMOh, did I mention that I am a lesbian?
Also, that is not the cat box I was speaking of.
Don't walk behind me as I ride! I have a J-Lo ass when I'm in the saddle!!
Posted by: at September 8, 2007 5:46 PM