COCKBURN
I had cockburn several times as a teenager. I thought that I had a STD so I went to see my family doctor. The doctor said that it was not a STD. He said that it was my girlfriend's fault. After she let me fuck her it was all over. Her vaginal slime gave me cockburn. The only thing that helped was inserting my cock into an extra wet vagina. That was very soothing. This is how I have become addicted to pussy. I have been a hard core pussy addict for thirty five years now. This addiction has taken me to the top of the world and bounced me off of the bottom of the barrel.
Three divorces later and I am not sure how to deal with my addiction. At one time I thought that I had it under control. Much to my surprise it has had me by the balls all along. I will do just about anything for some pussy. Pussy has a bull ring through my nose and can lead me anywhere. I once was financially comfortable and could do about anything that I wanted. My addiction to pussy has made me a poor man. Now I am a slave to the vagina.
Furthermore, there have been side effects. At one time I had a nasty cocaine habit. You see, Many girls are cocaine whores and make you give them cocaine before they let you have the pussy. Other girls want you to get them drunk before fucking. This can lead to alcoholism. It is my experience that even if you think that you are getting pussy for free it is costing you something. There is no free pussy. Many times a man will get the pussy and pay the consequences later. Many lives have been ruined because of pussy addiction.
I am sure that there are many other pussy addicts out there. Maybe if these poor souls can face their problem we could get together and create a web-site for pussy addicts. A place to share stories and get advice. I can only hope that one day pussy will not have this power over me. Until then I will be addicted to pussy.
I sure am glad that I got that off of my chest!
Master Chef Vapor
Posted by anonymous at August 29, 2007 10:35 PMYou had pussy on your chest?
Posted by: at September 2, 2007 2:42 PMLet me spoil the Konstant Klan Komplainer's day be beating him to the punch: clan crap! Of course, I love clan crap...
Posted by: at September 2, 2007 5:11 PMYes, I have had pussy on my chest. I have had pussy on my chin. I have had pussy in the palm of my hand.
OP
Posted by: at September 3, 2007 9:20 AMYea, but then there are guys like my boyfriend who are the complete opposite and could care less whether or not they get the pussy. Have you ANY idea how hard that makes my life?? Normal women can bribe their husbands and boyfriends with sex.....not me!!
Posted by: at September 3, 2007 4:38 PMSo, #4, would you rather have a man who was a slave to the Vagina or could not care less?
Keeping in mind, of course, that being pussy whipped is very different that being addicted to pussy.
OP
Guessing Vapor was addicted to such a thing is no major shock. He has ---
1. No Morals
2. No Ethics
3. No idea how to treat a woman
4. No taste
5. No dignity
He is what the Maury show is! Trash! Pure and simple!
Posted by: at September 4, 2007 10:59 AMThe previous comment was brought to you by...
you guessed it, didn't you? The Konstant Klan Komplainer!
Well the second to last commenter is probably Maury himself!!
Posted by: at September 4, 2007 9:38 PMWho the fuck is Maury? And how did he get involved?
Posted by: at September 5, 2007 6:24 AMMaury married Connie Chung.
Posted by: at September 6, 2007 5:46 AM....and they had a child. They named it Rosie.
Posted by: at September 7, 2007 4:53 PMBeing female, I've never had cockburn, but I have been tempted to burn some cocks.
Posted by: at September 12, 2007 6:54 AM