October 1, 2007

The world is going to hell in a handbag.

Global warming.
Rich getting richer, poor getting poorer.
Pollution.
War - one we should have never started, shouldn't be there, can't get out, can't end, can't finish.
The worst President we've ever had.
Our government spying on us.
Organized religion out of control, not for the people, rape little boys.
Aids.
Less girl turds in the world (xxxxxxxxxx xx xxx xxxx).
No recent recipes.
Bear and monkey to busy to post.
Mr. Stupid getting an education.
Mr. Ignoramus getting informed.
This is some terrible times!

Posted by anonymous at October 1, 2007 3:56 PM
Comments

Well, don't blame me. I don't carry a handbag.

Posted by: at October 5, 2007 6:03 AM

"to busy to post"?

ugh, sigh, "TOO busy TO post"! There's a difference!!!

By the way is it "girl turds" or "girl turds in the world" that is xxxxxxxxxx as one xxxx?

Posted by: at October 5, 2007 11:41 AM

I don't know who's decided to take over my position as the board grammar/spellchecker, but you missed one. It should be "fewer" girlturds, not "less."

Posted by: at October 6, 2007 6:33 AM

I did spot that one actually but I couldn't be bothered to point it out since most people don't know the difference (fewer + noun, less + verb/gerund/participle) and this kind of niggling goes way over people's heads, don'tcha know?

Nor do I care that much. I mean, it's just academic wanking, isn't it?

Posted by: at October 12, 2007 1:36 PM

The world is going to hell in a handbasket.
Global warming.
Rich getting richer, poor getting poorer.
Pollution.
War - one we should have never started, shouldn't be there, can't get out, can't end, can't finish.
The worst President we've ever had.
Our government spying on us.
Organized religion out of control, not for the people, rape little boys.
Aids.
Fewer {gerund} "girl turds in the world" that is xxxxxxxxxx as one xxxx.
No recent recipes.
Bear and monkey TOO busy TO post.
Mr. Stupid getting an education.
Mr. Ignoramus getting informed.
This is some terrible times!

Posted by: at October 13, 2007 4:07 AM

Better?

Posted by: at October 13, 2007 4:17 AM

Not really.

These ARE some terrible times.

And they are.

Posted by: at October 13, 2007 8:23 AM

The world is going to hell in a handbasket.
Global warming.
Rich getting richer, poor getting poorer.
Pollution.
War - one we should have never started, shouldn't be there, can't get out, can't end, can't finish.
The worst President we've ever had.
Our government spying on us.
Organized religion out of control, not for the people, rape little boys.
Aids.
Fewer {gerund} "girl turds in the world" that is xxxxxxxxxx as one xxxx.
No recent recipes.
Bear and monkey TOO busy TO post.
Mr. Stupid getting an education.
Mr. Ignoramus getting informed.
This ARE some terrible times!

okay

Posted by: at October 13, 2007 10:39 PM

This are?

Posted by: at October 15, 2007 5:12 AM

"girl turds" (pronounced as one word) is a noun, not a gerund.

Posted by: at October 29, 2007 4:37 AM
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