To clean or not to clean?? And how should I fuck her over without it being obvious that I was trying to fuck her over......
So when I first got my apartment, my landlord had it for about 4 months since the last people had moved out. I didn't put down a deposit, but the place was DISGUSTING. (Miss N can attest to that!) My landlord didn't clean it in those 4 months that she had it with nobody living there. So, we cleaned it ourselves. And this wasn't just like sweeping the floors type cleaning. I paid my brother in Monsters to get GUM OFF THE WALLS. That should clue you in to how gross this place was. So I moved in here after it was completely cleaned and have been here about a year now. My lease is up and I am SICK AND TIRED of my psychotic landlord. She wouldn't let my boyfriend smoke in the house (which is fine by me because I don't want him smoking in the apartment anyways) so he would smoke outside on the stoop. Well, then she said she doesn't want him smoking on the stoop because it looks bad. So she made him go all the way across the parking lot behind the garage to smoke. So then he started smoking back there PER HER REQUEST, and then she starts on "What is he doing behind the garage???"
Anyways, the year is up and so is my lease. My landlord said I can stay until December, but FUUUUUUCCCCKKK THAT SHIT!!! I'm out this Saturday!! Woo!! (meaning I might not be able to log on for a while till I get internet back running) Anyways, I was telling her the other day that I'm moving and she goes "Well I hope you plan on cleaning before you go. Most people clean their apartments before they leave etc." I was sooooooo pissed. Not because she wants me to clean up after myself, but I just can't believe she has the audacity to go out of her way to rant about how I need to clean the apartment after I had to clean the shit I had to clean because neither SHE nor the last nasty inhibitors cleaned it. And for god's sake, she had 4 FUCKING MONTHS!! She lives 2 doors over, its not like it was across town or something!
So heres my thing. This INSANE lady also happens to be a good friend of my mother's (for SOME unknown reason!) So I can't fuck over my mom by fucking over the landlord. BUT I feel the need to fuck over the landlord somehow without it being obvious that I was trying to fuck her over. What do u guys think?? How can I accomplish this??? Also, do you guys find it normal to clean before you move in or out?? I move on Saturday and then I have midterms on Tuesday. I REALLY do not have time to do this!!
Posted by anonymous at October 24, 2007 10:44 PMWhy do you feel the need to fuck anyone over? How will that make your life better?
remember, what you send out comes back to you threefold. Be honorable, maintain your dignity, and do not stoop to the level of the the previous inhabitants . Instead of wasting your energy trying to find a way to make someone else's life miserable, make your own life (and soul) better by doing the right thing.
In other words, clean.
Posted by: at October 26, 2007 5:45 AMThis is a tough one. Let's see, I got it! I have lived in the same house since 1991. How about you come here and clean my house, JJ? My house could use a womans touch. We could hang out and get to know each other. Have you ever gone horseback riding on the beach? You can leave your tobacco smokin' friend there. Come alone or bring Miss N with you. You all could meet the Bear. What do you say? Do something extraordinary.
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Posted by: at October 26, 2007 9:21 AMI don't get my vacation week until Christmas.
Posted by: N at October 26, 2007 3:20 PMThe main problem is that the only day that I have available to clean is the day of my midterms which I should be studying because I have to know like a BILLION muscles, plus all this other complicated massage stuff. Grrrr. Stupid Dr. Julie!!!
Posted by: at October 26, 2007 7:40 PMPut sand in her gas tank.