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Nice work Sir Magogo! We haven't been in here in a while. The place looks nice yes?

Yes Yo Eminence. Nice an clean. Sho does.

Well let's get down to busi..... Good Lord! You look awful! Did you photo shop yourself? You look like shit Magogo. You don't even have your gold chains on right.

"Yes Yo Excellency. Sumfin wrong?

Well hell yes there's something wrong. Look how nice and clean the cut out of my image-likeness is. Your looking ragged around the edges. I strongly suggest that you spend a little more time in Photo Shop. Your expertise in this area will greatly benifit the Klan. Selection tools! Selection tools!

But Yo Eminence I already has so much work to do a keepin up with our MySpace pages, our Live Journal pages, your Associated Content page, Your Face Book page, our google page and our Babies On Line page dat I can't......

Oh! Indeed Magogo you would have me believe that you are just overwhelmed by the simple duties required of your position in the Klan. Yes? And for all your hard work I'm sure you expect me to just blindly award you with a new Kangaroo? Ya going to leave this one just laying around somewhere to be stolen like you did with poor Dooky in the Catacombs of Paris?

Yes Yo Radiance. I mean No.! But dats zactly what I wants Yo to does.

So you've been maintaining our Babies On Line Page?

Uh. Yes Yo Radiance.

You may wish to re-think that Magogo. You know what I'm capable of and if you were to lie to me in front of billions of people,well, lets just say it would go badly for you. Now once again have you been maintaining our babies On Line page?

Uh. Yo Benevolence I ain't hasn't been der in a couple of days.

Your darn tootin you haven't because if you had then you would have noticed that it isn't fucking there anymore! We've been kicked off again! So I want you to start preparing for our 2008 campaign against the queer babies site. We will need a new email address,something mundane. It can't have any reference to me. Pick some droll human name. Also make the content a little racy this time. I want sexual innuendo and racial slurs this time. If they want to discriminate against us because we are not human and not babies then lets really give them a reason to hate us this time!

Yeah Yo Excellency! We could talk about girturds and even put up pictures of girlturds!

No! No! No! You still don't understand the delicacy of this situation. That would get us booted off for shure which is not conducive to Internet domination by the klan. Now I want you to submit a site proposal by Chritsmas. Next order of business. How have your searches for Indy The great been going?

Well I has google alerts for all common most terms associated wid Indy includin his title but I can't finds him anywhere.

That's not good. That's not good at all. You know there are many who think the Great Turd War is over but I assure you that it is not. Just when we're growing comfortable in our retirement he will attack. Won't that be wonderful for everybody Magogo?

Yo Excellency it might be wonderful for you. I likes bein retired. I gits to sit around, smoke mah cable, do what I wants widout nobody fuckin wid me.

Well you're gonna have me fucking with you if you don't get to work. Now don't forget we have a photo shoot coming up on the 12th of next month. Also don't forget about your part in the KodyBear Christmas play for the local kindergarten class this year. In addition I've donated your services as a public speaker to this years toddlers convention as well.

Yo Excellency can I sing the Macarena?

I'm sure they wouldn't mind as long as long as you sing the clean version. Now are we clear on our duties?

Yeah Yo Radiance so when does I git de kangaroo?

Your going to get your kangaroo Magogo. I promise. Now run down there and hit the post button and lets get out of here. I've arranged a carry out meal from the escort agency and I don't want to be late.

Yes Yo Excellency.

And Magogo?

Yes Yo Excellency?

Can I borrow one of your Dokken Cd's. You know, something nice for dinner tonight.

Yes Yo Heinous. How bout Tooth and Nail Live?

Perfect! I'm sure my guest will love it! Too bad she won't get to here the whole album.

I doesn't even want to think about it Yo Eminence.