January 11, 2008

Stolen script

I intercepted some mail the other day and found part of the movie script comeing out of a secret location in Delaware, this is what I saw lately.....
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Kody R. Bear orders Magogo to be castrated and he tries to escape. Running through the bear town Magogo discovers the stuffed remains of Indy the Great on exhibit in a museum. At the conclusion of his escape attempt and run through the bear town, Magogo is captured and while hanging in a net stuns the crowd by speaking. He is put on trial to determine his origins (in a parody of the Scopes Monkey trial). During the trial, he is treated like a beast with little or no rights. During the trial Magogo talks about his comrades and explains that one was killed and the other lost. At this point the court is directed to a group of kangaroos that were captured at the same time as Magogo where he sees Dookie, who has been lobotomized.
Later, Magogo is taken to see Kody Bear, who threatens to lobotomize him as well if he doesn't tell the "truth" about where he came from. But Chief Vapor and Mr. Ignoramous execute a plan to free Magogo, who insists that Dookie also be brought along. They flee to Kentucty, where, a year earlier, Chief Vapor had discovered a cave with artifacts of an advanced society. Kody Bear, along with a band of east coast electronic store employees, manages to find them. After a struggle, Magogo finds a talking monkey doll in the cave that proves that intelligent monkeys were on the planet long before the bears gained control. Magogo and Dookie are allowed to escape on horseback. Kody lets them go without further confrontation, knowing that Magogo will find "his destiny."


Posted by anonymous at January 11, 2008 2:54 PM
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Ha! Ha! Ha1 Ha! See You Friday! Happy Birthday!

His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear

Posted by: at January 12, 2008 12:12 AM

That was totally Mr. Ig writing that.

Posted by: N at January 13, 2008 2:49 PM
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