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******BREAKING NEWS****** Kody R Bear Makes New York Times Front Page!

Magogo the Singing and Dancing Macarena Monkey came running into his master's room waving a copy of the New York Times.

Yo Excellency! Yo Excellency! Yo has gosta see dis! I aint nevah............

What the hell are you babbling about now Magogo? I haven't seen you in months and now you come barging in here. Don't think for a second that I don't know what you've been doing over there in that hotel room. I'll bet the place is trashed. Yes? Hmm? Hell I would have been over to see you but I'm afraid I might cut myself on something or worse yet break a leg or put my eye out on something. And when the hell did you start reading the New York Times anygoddamnway?

i ain't trash de place Yo Eminence.

You dolt! The I should be capitalized! Jeez!

I ain't trash de place.

I ain't trash de place what?

I ain't trash de place Yo benevolence.

Well what is it then Magogo?

You is on de front...........

Silence! Or I am so going to whip your monkey ass! Oh great BearTurd God! I can't believe this! I just got Carl Panzram as a friend on my MySpace! It just sends chills down my Bear Spine!

Who Carl Panzram Yo Radiance?

Can you really be that stupid Magogo? Why he's the most vile and disgusting character ever! He practically reinvented sodomy! As a matter of fact he is single-handedly responsible for revolutionizing the fine art of church burning!

Was he in de udder Clan?

Oh no. He hated everybody. So what is it? I'm busy.

Yo has done made de front page of de new York Times Yo Heinous!

Nu-Uh!

Oh! I remember that now! How could I forget! That nice lady was so impressed with my politics and rhetoric that she bought me some ketchup, sugar, mustard and a pickle slice. Interesting little Bay Area cafe. They served me water in a broken glass. Very cosmopolitan indeed!

Who dat be Yo Excellency?

Magogo if you don't know who that is it just tells me that you've not been doing your job. You know if you intend to conduct business for The Klan Of The Kody Bear your going to have to stay sober so you can remember things. Maybe you need to carry a little notebook around with you and write down the things you're supposed to be doing. Do I make myself clear Sir Magogo?

Yes Yo Eminence?

Now did you get me an appointment with the geico gecko like I ask you to do months ago?

He ain't return mah calls Yo Eminence.

Well call him now. Call him again in fifteen minutes and then at the top of every hour until you get him. Write that down and get out of here!

Yes Yo Benevolence.

And Magogo?

Yes King of Kings?

Nice! Leave the paper. And don't forget to change our flyer. Write that down as well.

Yes Yo Benevolence.

Posted by anonymous at January 31, 2008 11:34 AM