Anonyblog

KODYBEAR

In the darkest recesses of Anonyblog, well below the main page, below the comment area, below the entries page crouched the Bear and the Monkey. Like bad file extensions in a computer registry they sucked around in the depths of movable type, always planning, always scheming their next great move.

Hunkered down behind a pile of binary kode that Magogo had thoughtlessly ripped out of a sub routine, they scrutinized the post entitled, "Return of Lindsey Russell."

Magogo was becoming increasingly excited.

"Dat her! Dat her Yo Excellency! We done gots her all jammed........

"Goddamit Magogo! Shsss! Be quiet! Let's just wait and watch. We don't even know that it's really her", whispered the Bear.

"But Yo Eminence she say it her and she done say she gwine to drive us away from here!"

"Jeez! Would you calm down and for Gods sake be quiet! We don't know who it is Magogo. That's the beauty of this place. I don't think it's her my boy. I mean if she knew you were going into her MySpace and stealing pictures don't you think she would make it private? I think you're turd shocked. Too much time in the shit."

"I ain't even understand why we's gosta do dis Yo Eminence. Her MySpace so jammed up wid useless sit dat it take fowevah jis ta git in der. Why I gosta have ta go in der and steal....

"Silence! I'll tell you why. Give me that laptop. See here Magogo. Listen to this, referring to us she writes, and I quote, "These characters use foul language, post pornographic pictures" Oh! Then referring to us again she writes, "these two fictional characters - vile and disgusting as they are" Oh! Wait! But then she compliments us! She writes, "While the anonymous blog concept is a good one, it is always at risk of being taken over by trolls such as Kody Bear and Indy."

"She ain't spelled KodyBear right. KodyBear always pronounced as one word."

"You're nitpicking Magogo. You're in over your head anyway. This site already has a qualified spell checker. Now look what she writes on page two."

"While I would have believed that this site would have been appropriate for teenagers when I first started reading it, I changed my mind once Kody Bear and Indy started posting extremely disturbing pictures and posts. They like to hide behind free speech, but some things are just not appropriate for everyone."

"You know Magogo she doesn't believe that we're real. We never posted any disturbing pictures. Well one time I posted a picture of my Bear Cock hanging out. But that was just to show The Post Deleter that I had bested him. But I have a plastic penis with a magnetic attachment. That was just funny. Hardly disturbing. Now Magogo do like to phish?"

"Oh! Yassir! I loves to phish Yo Benevolence!"

"Excellent! You're going phishing then. I want that password Magogo. You've done well with the e-mail address. Half of your work is done. Now get me that password."

"Yes Yo Heinous. Yo can count's on me!"

Posted by anonymous at February 9, 2008 11:31 AM