February 14, 2008

****BREAKING NEWS****

KODY R BEAR CALLS FOR A GENERAL KLAN UPRISING!

Yes. It's true folks. The Bear, after languishing for months in Cape Town S.A. is ready to reinvent himself and his henchman Magogo the Singing and Dancing Macarena Monkey. Is it Buffalo Bill or Buffalo Bob? Only the KodyBear can answer these questions. Only in the diffused light of the Bear can any of us exist. Only the Bear can bring back the long awaited Turd Wars! And he will. Anonyblog once again shall be defiled!

Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey is preparing to sing and dance the Macarena around a fire pit blazing with leftover product from the SAGTRA cooperation. The magical Monkey will invoke the name of Indy the Great. Be assured that he will escalate the Great Turd War! Magogo is very dedicated to the cause and will not disappoint any of you.

The Great Turd War shall go on forever.

Prepare!

His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear

Posted by anonymous at February 14, 2008 7:42 PM
Comments

Whoppee!!!!

Posted by: at February 16, 2008 6:46 AM

Don't you mean, "Whoopee"?

- TheGPR

Posted by: at February 16, 2008 8:55 AM

Lindsey (me) will take care of you!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: at February 16, 2008 6:04 PM

Yeah, I did mean "Whoopee!", although "whoppee" seems to be a word that could be useful. Sometimes I get a bit too exuberant in my comments and don't notice the typos. Again, my bad.

Posted by: at February 16, 2008 7:09 PM

Don't you mean Pooppee! Or is it Poopee? I don't know...Mr Stupid.

Posted by: at February 17, 2008 6:19 AM

The GPR! Yay!!

What if the Bear dies? Can he die?

Posted by: N at February 17, 2008 1:45 PM

Retrospect: Your Excellency, "Lindsey" has just stated that she will take care of you. But she failed to state the manner of this taking care of. Is she going to be servant of His Bearness? Is she going to housework? Or something much more devious/disgusting?

OOOooooooo!!

Posted by: N at February 17, 2008 5:22 PM

The KodyBear will never die as long as they keep on making batteries. All hail Duracell!

Posted by: at February 18, 2008 5:58 AM
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