I was visiting my favorite eatery “Frank’s Chicken Shack”, having a delicious 72 piece Ginger-Garlic Roasted Chicken meal prepared by Master Chief Vapor when I heard the exciting news that the bear, His Esteemed Excellence, Kody R. Bear, will soon be released from captivity.
It gives me great pleasure to realize that the Klan will have it’s leader back in power again.
Long live the Klan!
Posted by anonymous at March 16, 2008 7:00 AMToday's the day! My cub is free once agian! Man, I've missed him.
Posted by: at March 17, 2008 3:52 AMThe stupid butt head who pretends to be a bear named Kody gets locked up in jail. JAIL people! When did getting locked up become respectable?
Posted by: at March 17, 2008 9:03 AMIt was for a traffic violation, jerkface. And if you knew the Bear and how far he has come, you would celebrate, too. But you don't know him. You don't know him at all, so keep your judgements to yourself. "There but for the grace of God..."
Posted by: at March 17, 2008 3:02 PMIs today really the day?? YAY!!! I hope he writes me back soon
Posted by: N at March 17, 2008 3:19 PMYes, the one affectionately known as "ShitStick" is free. I, the one and only Master Chef Vapor, sprang His Esteemed Excellency early this morning. Send him some email and let him know you care as he will need it for I will be kicking his ass into shape this weekend.
And commenter#2, who the fuck asked you anyway? Just shut the hell up DickBreath. Go do something respectable. You know what to do.
Posted by: at March 17, 2008 7:47 PMWhat a pleasure it was to hear my beloved Bear boy's voice again last night.
For those of you offended by His Esteemed Excellency, my advice is: get a life. With all the crap going on in the world today, surely you can find a better cause to fight for. And for those of you offended by the man behind the bear, I again say, you don't know him. I do. This is a man whose life was teetering on the edge of total disaster. He has fought his way back and is healthier in mind and body than he has been in years. His story is one of success in overcoming hurdles and his own personal demons. And do you know why he has been able to do that? Because his true friends stood by him, helped him, supported him, forgave him, and never stopped loving him. Maybe those of you who condemn him, even though you don't know him at all, could take a lesson from this as to what real freindship is all about. But then, those who are so quick to condemn probably don't have a clue about true friendship. Your negativity will drive people away from you.
Posted by: at March 18, 2008 4:56 AMJail is jail butt heads! Bearboy got locked up! There is no glamor in the slammer. He broke the law and law broke him. Traffic violation, a nice way of saying DUI. Damn stupid Clanners! You are so full of your own BS you cannot even see a fact for a fact. Bearboy was LOCKED UP! IN JAIL! FOR BREAKING THE LAW! Oh, sorry, the law does not apply to Clanners. How about the people he threatened while he was driving around drunk as a skunk? Nah all Clanners should get a pass, right? Now bearboy may have a story or two to tell about dropping the soap! Justice is sooooo sweeet!
Posted by: at March 18, 2008 10:09 AMDo you think that he is unaware of the potential results of his actions? And when did any "Clanners" say that going to jail was glamourous? Please, look for where any of us said it was glamourous or any other flattering adjective.Go ahead, find it and quote it; I'll wait.
Oh, you didn't find any? Now, how 'bout that! What you fail to see is that he has paid his debt to society, and the legal system has forgiven him. But you are so mean and nasty that "forgiveness" is not part of your vocabulary.
What you have also failed to see is what true friendship is. The bearboy has loyal, supportive and loving friends who didn't desert him when the chips were down. We don't cut him any slack when he does wrong, but we do make sure we are there for him when he needs us. Something you probably don't understand, being a dickface and all.
No, we're not saying "Clanners" should get a pass. Again, find where any of us said that and quote it; I'll wait again.
What? Couldn't find anything to back up your vengeful, ignorant claims yet again? Huh. Imagine that.
Posted by: at March 18, 2008 10:30 AMOh Boo Hoo! Mr. drug and alcohol crazed stupid ass bear got caught. Oh yes, too bad he got caught verses doing the world a favor and OD'in. I'm sure his neighborhood medic would of preferred bagging that asshole. How many kids did Mr Drunken and drugged Bear harass? I have never seen anyone that far gone make it back. The world will be very right when he is dead and gone which I would imagine would be any day now. Go for it KB, pick up the pills and a few beers and wrap up your miserable existence.
Posted by: at March 18, 2008 10:33 AM"We don't cut him any slack when he does wrong", Right. How many fowl, filth riddled, pornographic posts has the idiot bearboy posted only to be praised by his colleagues known as the Clan? Shall I wait while you look that up you flipping idiot? How about his rank friend Indy? Want to look that up to Clanner? The law caught your dumbass drunken bear and now you want everyone to rise and say "all hail to the drunken bearboy. He's been released and rejuvenated" I think not! He's sober for now but give him 48 hours. Jail is jail clanners and a drunk is a drunk! Once a drunk always a drunk!
Posted by: at March 18, 2008 10:43 AMLC: What the hell does chicken have to do with anything?
Posted by: at March 18, 2008 10:48 AMyay, welcome back your excellency!
Posted by: at March 18, 2008 2:22 PMOkay, so I got wondering who this bearboy is and I did a search here on anonyblog.
WOW, incredible, I am truly amazed by how prolific he is. And I got a good laugh.
His writing’s are quite entertaining, I called a friend to check it out and she agreed too. I’ve got more reading to do, but who ever this bearboy is – you’re COOL.
Hell, I’ve never been to jail so I hope he can inform me what his experience there was.
Maybe my son will grow up to be just like him.
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"We don't cut him any slack when he does wrong", Right. How many fowl, filth riddled, pornographic posts has the idiot bearboy posted only to be praised by his colleagues known as the Clan? Shall I wait while you look that up you flipping idiot?
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Actually, yes, I'll wait while you look that up. It shouldn't take you long to see that the dragonlady took bearboy to task quite a few times for some of the things he posted. By the way, you who call me a "flipping idiot," at least I know the difference between "fowl" and "foul." Whay don't you go look that one up; I'll wait.
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How about his rank friend Indy? Want to look that up to Clanner?
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I thought we were discussing bearboy. As A "clanner," I know that bearboy and Indy have never met. Their war exists in cyberspace only. And please get it right; it's Klanner.
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The law caught your dumbass drunken bear and now you want everyone to rise and say "all hail to the drunken bearboy.
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**Sigh** You just see what you want to when you read something, don't you? There is no reference whatsoever to asking "all to hail" anyone. We are simply a group of friends being happy for one of our own.
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Jail is jail clanners
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Once a drunk always a drunk!
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Maybe for you, pal. Ever sat in on an AA or NA meeting? Many, many people overcome addictions and go on to lead productive and fulfilling lives. I'm not referring to bearboy here, I'm referring to the general population. Shame on you for being such a judgemental prick. I am not an alcoholic or a drug addict, but I have attended NA meetings with family members who took a wrong turn, and have found the meetings inspiring. I walked out uplifted by the positive energy and the success atories.
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To the commenter who said: "I have never seen anyone that far gone make it back. "
Excuse me, but exactly how "far gone", in your most astute and accurate knowledge of everything, is the bearboy? And what makes you think that something you haven't seen cannot possibly exist? By that logic, bearboy does not exist, since you've never seen him. I see that your comment posted 3 minutes after mine. What do you do all day, lurk behind a keyboard looking for a fight?
The same goes for the commenter 10 minutes behind you. I don't know about you guys, but I have a life. You should think about getting one, too.
Stories about turds are not pornograhic---this is, unless you are turned on by the thought of eating poop. Mr. FatMouth finds these stories pornograhic; therefore, he is turned on by the thought or act of eating turds.
Pervert!
Posted by: at March 19, 2008 5:04 AMKody Bear getting smashed and driving drunk! Why am I not surprised? Then you get the Klanners supporting his return from the lock up and yes literally heralding his return. Yes, I said heralding because thats what you Klanners do! No, there is nothing great about someone being released from jail because there is never a good reason to be involved with those that do jail time. I also find it interesting that Kody Bear apparently has made this a habit as he was in the jail. Normally this is not done until the 3rd or 4th offense. Once a drunk.....!
Posted by: at March 19, 2008 12:04 PMOnce again, you fail to address any rebuttals that show you to be incorrect. You just keep blathering and raving on. Okay, I'll give you what you want:
ALL HAIL THE GREAT BEARBOY! WE ARE SO PROUD OF HIM FOR HIS WRONGDOINGS! HE SHOULD NEVER, EVER HAVE TO PAY THE PRICE! HE SHOULD ALWAYS GET A FREE PASS! WE ENCOURAGE HIM TO HAVE NO DESIRE TO BETTER HIMSELF! HE HAS TEETERED ON THE EDGE OF DESPAIR AND HE LIKES IT THERE! WE LIKE IT, TOO! ONCE SOMEONE HAS PAID HIS DEBT TO SOCIETY, HE OR SHE SHOULD BE SHUNNED FOREVER BY HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS! SHIT IS SEXY AND ALL KLANNERS ARE AROUSED BY IT THE SAME WAY MR. FATMOUTH IS! EVEN WHEN LITTLE SIX YEAR OLDS SAY "POOP" AND GIGGLE, WE FIND IT SO AROUSING THAT WE MOLEST THEM! NO ONE EVER, EVER LEARNS FROM THEIR MISTAKES! ONCE A DRUNK, ALWAYS A DRUNK!
not.
ONCE AN IDIOTIC FATMOUTH MORON, ALWAYS AN IDIOTIC FATMOUTH MORON!
That last one was true. Obviously.
Posted by: at March 19, 2008 3:09 PMYay! All hail His Excellency! I am going to send him a rubber duck!
...after I finish tracking him down ;D
And yes, since no one else has ever broken the law in the history of law except His Esteemedness KodyBear, we can all be sure that he is a bad, bad boy. Shame on him!
I was never arrested for anything either. HA HA HA who cares if I was? I sure wouldn't care what YOU losers have to say about it because YOU WEREN'T THERE! So you could never know enough to make a valid (from my point of view) opinion.
Posted by: N at March 19, 2008 4:55 PMYou tell 'em, N! I still want to adopt you.
Posted by: at March 19, 2008 6:10 PMOh yeah, lets all hang around with the losers here at anonyblog. In one corner we have Kody Bear, the drunken child pornographer. In the next corner Kody's close friend Indy, another child pornographer with a fecal fettish. Corner number 3 finds the always liberal N who is always more concerned about "the terrible pressure from school" verses the real world. Corner # 4 finds Vapor, self proclaimed chef who really is a wannabe throw back 60's hippy, troop hating liberal, and self acknowledged pervert! Announcing todays bout is the ALWAYS AND AGAIN MY CAPS ARE STUCK ON ALTHOUGH I HAVE NOTHING OF RELEVANCE TO SAY, MR IG, HUSBAND OF DRAGON LADY AND TRAILER COURT NEIGHBOR TO THE DRUNKEN WONDER KODY BEAR! Folks, I bring you anonyblogs demise, the Klan!
Posted by: at March 20, 2008 8:45 AMand who are you, LC?
Posted by: at March 20, 2008 1:32 PMThe OP should be quite proud of them self. Anonyblog has never been so alive. Ever since the Finklestien Faction arived on the scene the site has been dead. Thanks go out to the OP for posting something relevant and stimulating a pretty good string of comments.
Peace, Love and sandlewood dreams
P.S.
I was wondering how the Knucklehead commenter who thinks the Bear was locked up for a DUI came to that conclusion. Maybe he/she has some experience in these matters.
Master Chef Vapor is not a "Troop Hater". He is a liberal. How could one not be? Look at what the Right Wing Conservative Bible thumpers have done to our fine country. When our fine troops return from George Bush's police action in Iraq what will they think? How will they support their families? They may not be able to afford to drive to the grocery store to buy food for their children.
George Bush has raped and pillaged the USA. It will take a long time to repair the damage which he has done. George Bush should be strapped to an electric chair and the switch thrown. Large oil companies are profiting off of our misery. The bush family is large oil. Large defense companies are profiting off of our brothers and sisters blood. Dick Cheney and his family are Large defense.
The Patriot Act, what a fucking joke.
Homeland Security, what a fucking joke.
Bush-Cheney, the biggest joke of all!
Hey, Stupid! Yeah, you---you know who you are---it's "versus," not "verses."
The ALL CAPS commenter was the dragonlady, not Mr. Ig. Neither they nor the Bearboy live in trailer courts ( I am a homeowner, thank you very much) and they are not neighbors. If you were paying attention, you would know that they don't even live in the same state. My stars, you're stupid. And by the way, you're hanging out here, too, so I guess that makes YOU a loser. But we already knew that.
As for Anonyblog's so-called demise: hardly! This site hasn't been so lively in a long time. Seems to me that the Klan has brought it back to life.
Posted by: at March 20, 2008 6:15 PMHmmmm...isn't this interesting. Comes the weekend, and no one's posted. Kinda makes me think that maybe everyone is using their computers at work or school...so to you who keep calling people losers: at least I own my own computer! In fact, I own two.
Losers.
Posted by: at March 22, 2008 2:05 PMWhoopee, so do I!
Happy Christmas everyone!
- GPR (The)
Then, my dear GPR(the), you are officially a member of the Anonyblog Non-Loser Club. Welcome!
Posted by: at March 23, 2008 5:53 AMHey me too! There are three PC's and two laptops in my house! I just am never home on the weekends is all, because I'm busy playing in my fairy world and stuff...
Posted by: N at March 24, 2008 7:14 AMYes, Kody and Master Chef are much too busy out touring with the Vapor Brothers to post anything on the weekends.
Posted by: at March 24, 2008 8:39 PMI knew that.
Posted by: at March 28, 2008 2:50 PM