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All I can say is that Joe is a TOTAL asshole.

True story, there is this asshole named Joe who lives near the Mason Dixon line on the east coast. He has very few friends, if any, because he is so much of an asshole. Not only is he the biggest asshole, he is not what you would consider as intelligent. I’ve met him many times and have been in house at least 3 times. His wife loves horses and he loves to be an asshole. He contributes to a blog where he spends his time complaining and bashing the local town mayor and anyone else he doesn’t like. Many of the people he thinks are his friends actually talk bad about him behind his back.

Well, a few months ago, I was having a beer at the local bar with a friend I’ve known for about 6 years. My friend is one of those guys that likes a challenge and is always begging for you to “dare” him to do something stupid. I bet him $50 that he couldn’t get Joe’s wife to have sex with him while Joe was out pretending to be a news reporter for the blog he contributes to. Needless to say, my friend took the challenge with out hesitation. I told him to bring back one of her panties too.

I mentioned this “dare” to my husband and (after he stopped laughing) he said he would double the amount if it happened.

I met up with my friend about 3 to 4 weeks later and asked if he was successful. He laughed and said that he enjoyed that dare. He continued to tell me how he went to Joe’s house and began talking to his wife about the horses. He said that he took his time to work up the situation, and at first, Joe’s wife was somewhat resistant, but it didn’t take long. Then he tells me that he has banged her two more times. I told my friend that I hope he doesn’t think I owe him $150. He showed me her panties and said that if he could keep the panties then I owe him nothing because it was one of the “fun dares”.

I’m wondering if he’s going back for more.