April 3, 2008
KODYBEAR SIGHTED
His Esteemed Excellency, Kody R Bear, was recently sighted at a middle school in Blue Island, Illinois. Eye witness Miss N managed to nab a photo of him before he was taken away by a teacher.
KodyBear first made his presence known during the sixth grade teacher's team meeting/lunch hour. We are certain that this was indeed a genuine KodyBear sighting, as witnesses state that he spent most of his time repeating everything that the teachers said and even proceeded to sing a song telling everyone present to "shove it". However, the status of his batteries was questioned, and he was immediately taken away to the privacy of an empty room for a battery change.
"I could hardly believe my eyes and ears, here was His Excellency right in front of me, bouncing up and down and battering everyone with rude songs" exclaimed Miss N.
His Excellency Kody R Bear was rumored to have been tracking a certain shady uncle of one particular student, or perhaps he was there to scare the little boogers into behaving. Magogo the singing dancing macarena monkey has not been available for comment on these rumors.
Is the the same one who was down there in Texas at that Kompound with all those little girls?
Posted by: at April 7, 2008 3:11 AM"Good Lord Magogo! What the fuck is that!?", squealed the KodyBear. "Look at him! He's beautiful! He is pristine!"
"I ain't know Yo Eminence", said Magogo, scratching his inflamed rectum.
"He could be the one Magogo! Look at his vest! He looks like royalty! I want him Magogo. I want him in the Klan. Perhaps he could assume your neglected duties? yessss? Humm?", slobbered the Bear.
"But Yo Eminence Isa tryin ta.......
"Silence! I simply ask that you post infamatory material! Child porn and feces! What could be more simple? But instead you prefer to neglect your duties. Remind me. What do I pay you?", lilted the Bear. " I want this one Magogo. He is our savior! Yessss! Take ten Macarena monkeys and head West! Bring him to me! He will be instrumental at the Festival! You are ready for the festival arn't you Magogo?"
"Oh Yassir Yo Excellency. Isa real ready."
"You don't convince me Magogo. You had best get your head and your ass wired together or I will take a giant shit on you! Now head West and get me that Bear! We have a lot of work to do before we present The Aristocrats!
"Yes Yo Benevolence"
Posted by: KODYBEAR at April 7, 2008 7:09 PM