April 12, 2008
***** BREAKING NEWS *****
KODYBEAR SIGHTING!
His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear was recently sighted at a Klan rally in the United States. Our reporters were not allowed in but it was thought to be a fund raising event for The Festival of Merapi.
Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey was not in attendance and is believed to have remained in Cape Town where he is in deep meditation preparing for his dual role in the festival.
Recently there has been a rash of KodyBear sightings, two in the US.
One South African claimed to have seen a vision of the Bear in the night sky.
"I was appalled (spelled with two p's ) by the absurdity of it", exclaimed the man in a recent interview. "But I knew immediately that I must go to Merapi, to the Festival."
It is indeed rare to have so many KodyBear sightings as His Excellency and Sir Magogo have become avid MySpacers, preferring to stay indoors and online. The Klan and MySpace seems to have been made for one another. Magogo has used the popular social networking sight to advance his interests in the adult film industry. His Excellency, on the other hand, is cultivating his connections to world leaders. In China the adult film industry nets 33 billion dollars a year in revenue. It is no secret that His Excellency has aspirations of world domination and may envision a world governed by the porn Industry.
Posted by anonymous at April 12, 2008 12:14 PMIf that's really the KodyBear then my name is mud
Posted by: at April 12, 2008 8:20 PMI think that is one of those polygamist church leaders trying to recruit new members for the Kodybear to abuse.
Posted by: at April 13, 2008 5:06 AMThat looks more like the kodybear's gay brother.
Posted by: at April 15, 2008 5:24 AM