Anonyblog

this is my original post without the 'editor's' KB bullshit:

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someone explain

what/who the fUcK is Kody Bear (or Kody R Bear or whatever) and what is all this hype about it/him? what does it/he have to do with the "get it off your chest" philosophy?

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this blog might be anonymous but people who post do not respect the comments of others... fuck them and fuck KB...

Yeah, I think the KB posts are funny, and so do some other posters here.

Get over yourself, already.

And learn how to transfer ownership of your posts from "anon" to "anonymous" and kwitchyerbellyachin.

maybe if you guys explained the KB thing I could try to laugh or somethin... and stealing someones post sucks anyways...

Illegitimi non carborundum

sorry, it was me that hijacked your post. It was a bit boring don't you think?

Lifes too short for serious, try funny for a change :p

Nah, I don't think KodyBear is that bad of a guy. Consider that he relates to the "Get it off your chest" theme in that you do not want him sitting on your chest.

simple question that needs an answer... is he a poster, is he a pet bear, is he a cult french sociologist?

answer...

His Excellency Kody R Bear is a master genius bear dude with a servant monkey and he likes to post about whatever he feels like posting about.

Now the real question is: Who is the real Indy?

Furthermore, what and where the fuck is Master Chef Vapor. Isn't it about time for some fun summertime recipes?

Yes! I think OP knows a lot more than they pretend to know. We need something light for spring, like fruit salad or shishkabob (********** ** *** ****)

you guys are just a bunch of loser assholes...

My asshole is burning

It seems as though we have an inquiring new mind to corrupt. This seemingly new entity asks many questions and knows little of the Klan. I guess Kody will sodomize, Magogo will smoke chunks of cable with, INDY will fartsniff, dragonlady will spellcheck, Mr. IG will demonstrate proper grammar to and MasterChef Vapor will cannibalize this new entity while Miss N and The GPR give audience.

I only spellcheck those who indulge in pontification.

Need hellp undeerstandin dat wurd

pontifickashion

pon·tif·i·cate (pŏn-tĭf'ĭ-kĭt, -kāt')
n.

1. To express opinonions or jugments in a dogmatic ways.
2. To admitisteer the office of a pontiff.

pon·tiff (pŏn'tĭf) n.

1. The pope guy.
2. A bishop, reffering to chess.
3. A bi-curious necromancer pontifex thingy.

dogmatic [dogˈmӕtik] adjective

1. Tendin to furce one's own opinonions on other peoples

Okay, thanks DL, now I is understatin that words.

Das gud, N. Notiss I never picks on yew.

wtf? (ok, I must admit I almost laughed...)

so... define the following entities:

Klan:
Kody:
Magogo:
INDY:
Mr. IG:
MasterChef Vapor:
Miss N:
The GPR:

AnonyblogMyAss,

Let me start by saying FUCK YOU. Every few months we here at Anomyblog deal with an entity just like you. You are nothing new. You bring nothing to the table but whiny assed complaints. I will predict that your next move will be to threaten The Klan of the KodyBear with exposing who we really are. Ha Ha!! Then you will be in touch with the Administrator of the site And try to have us removed. Ha Ha!! You could prove me wrong by posting something, anything with some substance. But you wont, you will continue to complain because that is all you can do.

In closing I would like to say "YOU SUCK" and another "FUCK YOU" to you

HEY! Play nice!! I am giving SuckAnonyblogsAss a chance!!

The only thing I really wanted to say is how exactly does one go about defining someone else? Can you accurately define Celine Dion in a way so that someone who knows nothing about her can understand what she is about? (I can't, mostly cuz I don't know anything about her, the name just popped up in my head.)

You will just have to learn about the people on your list. Knowledge can take a little time, and a little effort. I suggest going into the archives from this time last year. It was right when Admin decided to create the "transfer ownership" feature and the time when Kody and Indy were really going at it. Plus it's loads more fun to go on a search. It's how I managed to find out so much information about certain people.

One of my favorite posts is Mr Ig's story about when he got a taser for his little wifey (hahaha). And decided to try it out first. OMG that was so funny.

what does dogmatic mean 8)

Why thank you Miss N, actually that story was something my older brother sent me. Have you heard the one about the squirrel? It’s coming…

Dear Master Chef Vapor (what's with the name?):

I see I have hurt your feelings by inquiring a bit into the whole Klan thing. Man! I didn't think you guys were so susceptible. I am not apologizing anyway, not to an impolite bawd (Mr./Ms. Ñ can help you with this one) like you. Should I add that your reaction was predictable considering the brief description (looks like you guys are easy to figure out) of the Klan's members in the comments or is it obvious? It's just that the whole point of the word 'cannibalize' is that it occurs among entities of the same kin and I don't think vaporized-chef-manure has anything to do with me.

I cannot expose who you guys really are since that is exactly the point of my posts! My god! are you retarded?

By the way, Anomyblog makes a hell of a name for a real anonymity blog where people can rant about anomy (Ñ can do the honors), I think I'll steal it...

In closing I would like to say "unpack your brain, it's actually free!".

Damn, I'm still trying to figure out what the hell you were just trying to convey.

Dear AnonyblogMyAss,
To see things from your point of view I would have to stick my head up your ass and since your head is and will remain in the way I just won't be able to do that.
Additionally, you have not hurt my feelings. Quit patting yourself on the back like you have had some kind of internet victory. You are nothing but fuel for the fire.
As I said you are just another entity who has come to challenge the Klan of The KodyBear. I wish you luck in your endeavor. But realize this, you will be crushed just as all the others.

"What's with the name?"you ask.
You will come to know soon enough as you are bound for the recipe book.

Your Master,
Chef Vapor

Free tidbit from Mr N (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha) Okay I really laughed about that. Mr. N! Ha! No weiner here, buddy. Anyways here's the dl: It used to be Vador, but it later changed to Vapor (He told me why but I forgot)

And you have obviously still not gone back into archives as was suggested. Don't expect information to fall into your lap without you working for it.

Dear MCV,

Just a couple of random thoughts:
- I did not express any point of view, actually.
- If I did not hurt your feelings then why did you go apeshit? I guess that's just your usual mood.
- Internet victory? I guess you thought I had one. I was just responding to your bawdy manners and pointing out some truths. But If you think so, ok, (and considered your flawed response) that was a victory.
- I pretend to be nothing beyond a mere KodyBearChallenger, but thanks for the reminder.
- Changing your name is like changing your religion, it simply sucks... Hence, you suck.
- How are you my master?

Cheers!

Dear Miss N:

I am pleased I made you laugh without intending to, I usually never accomplish it when it is my objective, ha ha.

I actually thought there was an 'N' entity and an 'Ñ' entity. I was sure about N's sex but had no stats on Ñ, I guess its just one of your monikers.

As a matter of fact, I was actually expecting Ñ's
lexicographic support to teach MCV some! But N/Ñ never replied.

I still think changing your name is jerky, it's like a football team changing cities, it's betrayal.

I have dug a bit into the archives and tried to extract some sense of it all, but besides some biblical KodyMagogoGenesis I haven't been able to articulate something.

I'd love some information falling into my lap, by the way...

Best regards.