I'm 55, married with grown children. A young lady, 19 yrs old wants me. Seriously.
I'm flattered and not a little intrigued. There's divorce written all over this situation of course. If I choose to dance within this flame.
She's horny as hell and wants only me and the dog. Really now, isn't that just so cool. ;-) especially as i'm so damn ugly. I can't let her be on top because my hump gets in the way when i'm lying down and doggy style is totally out of the question.... my wooden leg doesn't bend that way.
Anyway, I'll put it to all you lovely people out there, male and female. Whaddya think?
Yea or nay?
Slide between those hot eager legs or not?
Did i mention that at 19 she has 5 children and herpes?
Posted by anonymous at May 5, 2008 5:55 PMFace it, the only reason you became a gymnast was so that you could learn to bend over and suck your own cock.
Posted by: anonymous at May 10, 2008 1:48 AMNay. Hold your horses back.
Posted by: at May 10, 2008 12:37 PMThing ya gotta know is... she used to be my brother.
Posted by: at May 17, 2008 2:44 AMListen, don't fuck N. Granted she is begging for it! Just read her post above you will see that should you mount her you will simply be just another number!
Posted by: at May 19, 2008 10:23 AMEh excuse me, but I am at least older than 19.
And yep, just another number. Chinga tu madre.
Posted by: N at May 24, 2008 2:06 PMJust an update here. We've taken that magic first step and beyond. It's been better than we ever thought it would be. The divorce is in the works, your comments of course don't mean shite. Toodle-oo ya bunch of mental midgets.
Posted by: Big O at June 5, 2008 10:40 AM