Anonyblog

The moment in time has come for which this blog was created. The blog owner had thought this up years ago. He put an ad in "USA Today" looking for a group who would contribute plain nonsense shit. The ad read…'get it off your asshole', bloggers needed, great pay, good fun. After several submissions, he selected the Klan.

It was all done just to piss you off!

The Klan has failed in one aspect… they were attempting to reach 80%. Oh well, I guess they will have to try harder.

Thanks for paying attention. It’s just a shame you are lying, you actually love all the Klan postings.

WTF are you talking about? The posts in the last few weeks are mostly non-Klan. There have been sincere postings, asking for advice, and that advice has been given. Sure, there are idiots who make stupid comments to heartfelt posts, but some of the most sincere, thoughtful, "I'm really taking you seriously and am trying to offer helpful advice" comments have been posted by none other than the famous dragonlady, a devoted member of the notorious Klan. We're not stupid all of the time. Get over yourslf, OP. Fuck me a thousand times? You should be so lucky.

So just go away if you don't like us. No one is forcing you to read anything anyways.

I <3 dragonlady!

Get over it little boy. We like it here.

I am in complete agreement with you OP, I (use to) hate the Klan, but I have been going to a psychologist. I realize that I was an uptight “no-fun” person with few friends. My visits have taught me to be tolerant of others and stop trying to control other people. I’m now happy. And I now read the Klan posts and find some of it amusing. I’m sure you can find help. Also, my psychologist has started reading anonyblog and she too finds the Klan post entertaining.

I hope this helps!

I <3 N!

I am a psychoanalyst. The aspect of Kody is intruguing to me and I have begun writing a book. You will all have a featured section complete with descriptions and my comments. Stay tuned dear readers, the best is yet to brought forth. Hail to Kody and his long serving minions.
Wonderful, just wonderful!

i did once try to read one of the Kody posts. I nearly fell off my chair with boredom and was snoring within seconds.

I just don't bother now, i'd rather chew my own arm off than read another kody the unbearable post

Oh, get over it already, would you? Bitch, bitch, bitch. You're really looking forward to a Kodypost, aren't you? You want something to jump on so you can vent your vile toxins. It must be killing you that there are so few Kodyposts. It's obvious by the way you're bitching about them when there aren't even any new ones. There is more to life than bitching about the bear. Maybe if you had a life, you'd realize that.

I see what you mean, fuck them all

You're just jealous because you aren't in on all of the inside jokes and comments that His Excellency makes in his posts. It's actually quite exhilarating to find oneself mentioned inbetween grunts from Magogo and orders from His Maniacalness (can that be a new word?)

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fuck the zoophillic klan a 1000 times all over!

oh boo-hoo if you don't like it why are you still here?

As a devoted Klanner, I warmly welcome you to fuck me a thousand and one times. You'll love it. We all fuck very well indeed.

No, make that a thousand and two. Mr. Ig likes it also.

arrogant twats you klan are aren't you? Bet you're little nerdy, bullied, Fugly things in real life hahaha

LC, at least we have a real life. Unlike you, who gets in such a dither over imaginary online personas. Try getting a "real life" for yourself.

the klan is just a bunch of retarded motherfuckers

N:

get over it, you can't speak spanish...

kody aint got no fucking reel life. no one is gettin no dither, are you? bitch?

OOoooo it seems like we have a case of the know-it-alls here! Let's straighten a few things out here:
Can you really picture the Dragonlady being a nerdy, bullied person? Come on now.

LC, it should have been "real" not reel. If you want to know about his "reel" life, then you might be asking if he goes fishing. Get them straight. Also, English does not allow for double negatives. SPANISH does, but English does not.

I don't need to convince you that I speak Spanish. If you say I don't speak Spanish, that's fine. It's not like my major or anything. Er wait, actually it is. Pero como quieras a que me importa yo? Ni te conozco ni quiero conocerte. Y como quieras, chinga tu madre haha. Eres la chicle en el abajo de mis zapatos. Te piso sin darme cuenta ni importarme. Yo soy N, la bella y maravillosa.

If you would like to know what that says, may I suggest freetranslation.com. You can always try to translate my spanish there, but will generally find it difficult because I am actually writing in Spanish, not using a book or translation site. So it has a hard time translating my slang words. It's always entertaining to read though.

Now I'll tell you what I can't do. I can't play the guitar. My dad is teaching me, but I'm really terrible as I have never played a string instrument before.

OK, you kind of speak Spanish. I must make some corrections though...

- 'Pero como quieras a que me importa yo?'
That doesn't make sense, you could say something like: 'Pero como quieras, ¿a mi qué me importa?' remember we always open question marks in Spanish and accents are important too.

- 'Y como quieras, chinga tu madre haha.'
That sounds good, Mexican though. The only thing is that we write 'ja ja' not 'ha ha', remember h makes no sound in Spanish.

- 'Eres la chicle en el abajo de mis zapatos.'
I guess that is an idiom in English, but it sounds ridiculous in Spanish, plus chicle goes with an 'el' not 'la'.

seems like N did get in a dither with the Spanish thing... poor gal

no...just bored. School's out and I'm used to having every minute of every single day planned out for months at a time. Now I don't have to wake up until i feel like it. It really does not suit me, even though I like it. My brain needs stuff to do. I have developed the ability to sit in front of the tv and not even change the channel, just watch whatever is on and sink into an oblivious stupor for an hour or so. And belch. So getting into a dither (really, can we please stop saying this word it's so stupid) sometimes is necessary. I totally was looking forward to reading to see whatever you guys write back, I had something to do for a little while.

oh and p.s. I just write how I talk. I speak Mexican Spanish, that's just what I learned. My teacher and I sort of butted heads all last semester. He wanted me to say "popotes de maiz" and I wanted to say "palomas". I wanted to say chiflar and he wanted me to say silbar. And he had never heard of "guacala" or "la neta es..." or even the word chido and I learned the word aguafiestas (seriously, who SAYS that?)

I know my first sentence is really, really lazy grammar.

yes, my little idiom sounded ridiculous in spanish (and awesome in english) but spanish idioms never make any sense to me.

I hate the way jajajaja looks, I will never get used to that no matter how many times my boyfriend texts it to me.

I don't kind of speak spanish. I speak spanish just fine. But until this past january, I hadn't taken a class in nearly 4 years. I lost a lot of what I had worked so hard for. My speaking and listening fluency has increased tenfold, but I can't remember to put an accent over mas. Actually I have no idea where they go anymore. And I'll tell you I am wayyy too lazy to be putting in question marks and all that jazz.

My biggest problem is that Spanish class is pointless for me. Aside from learning some different vocab and the way things are said in different countries, I don't learn much. I know everything already. I passed the class this semester with an A and never once opened the book. What I need is help with accents, remembering when to use subjunctive and infinitive and pluscuamperfecto and extensive writing practice. Anything else is a waste of time and money. Okay this was totally not a short reply. God I am so bored. Email me something fun picklesN@gmail.com

omg. N... I bet you wish you were half as good as you think you are

Qit picking on N or fear the wrath of the dragonlady'd fiery breath.

Or, you can just grow up. That would help.

lol thank yous. But I'm okay. Meanies on the internet don't really bug me!

That's just what you get when you share honest personal information with strangers. They jump on the chance to be mean and feel better about themselves. It's okay, I know you are just a jealous loser hehehehehehehe

You wish you could be friends with someone as awesome, secretly big-headed, and thoughtful as Miss N!!!

me gusta la niña Ñ

Fighting on the internet is like the Special Olympics. No matter who wins, you are both still retarded!!!!!!

Oh thanks a lot mister.

Hey! Being "we todd ed" is fun!

Thank you, N. The dragonlady, while not a beauty queen, is certainly not fugly or a nerd. And believe me, it is impossible for her to be bullied. The dragonlady bows to no one.

Maybe by "reel" life, he means making movies? Hey, say hello to Brad and Andelina for me.

I made Spanish speaking people have a putrid stench of inferiority for a reason, my children.