June 9, 2008
****KODYBEAR****
His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear sat in his State Room at The Cape Town Radisson reading Anonyblog and waiting for Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey to serve up the Jimmy Crabs.
"Magogo! Please mind the crabs! Don't over steam them! I had those imported from North Carolina!"
"Here dey Come now Yo Excellency", said Magogo as he shuffled over with the Jimmys.
The KodyBear squealed with delight as he pulled at the first back fin and most of the succulent meat came out intact.
"You have done well Magogo! Say. Could you bring that Old Bay over here?
"Yes Yo Eminence. Yo sure seems to be in a good mood."
"Absolutely my boy! See here. The Anti Klan is advancing our position! And what did we have to do for this? Ha! Nothing! Not even one post! Morons!
"Yeah, of course Yo Intolerable. But dey is somfin else."
"Well yes there is. Remember that Bear whore you got me from the San Diego Zoo?"
"De one in de Polar Cam?"
"Yes! Yes! Well she has given me a son! A Bear Prince! An Heir to the Dynasty of the Klan!"
"Oh no Yo Benevolence."
"Oh Yes! Magogo! He will one day be your boss and you both together will rule the Internet! Get used to it my boy! I won't be around for ever but the Klan will live on! For Ever!"
"Das all good Yo Eminence. But what Yo wan't me to do right now?"
"I want you to get some fresh eggs Magogo. I want you to hard boil them. Then I want you to make a brine using beet juice, vinegar, brown sugar, onions and pepper. Then I want you to pickle those eggs. Next I want you to clean up this mess and get back over to your own suite and continue to prepare for The Festival of Merapi. I want your part in our presentation of "The Aristocrats" down pat!
"Yes Yo Excellency Eminence."
Genius!!
Posted by: N at June 11, 2008 7:40 AMomg, another one. Give it up already! it's a feking teddy!!!!
Posted by: at June 11, 2008 8:46 AMYo kody, put "magicjack" in a search
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Posted by: at June 11, 2008 5:12 PMfucking retards...
Posted by: damn at June 11, 2008 10:32 PMCongratulations, anonybloggers/anti-Klanners. Your wish has been fulfilled! NOW you have something to bitch about! Have at it!
Posted by: at June 12, 2008 5:20 AMI love his excellency Kody R Bear!!
Posted by: at June 12, 2008 7:48 PMMy anal assault on Kodybear left us both breathless and completely spent on the floor of your uncle's basement.
Posted by: God at June 13, 2008 8:40 AMAin't it funny how when there are no kodyposts, people bitch, piss and moan about them, while when a kodypost does appear, you don't have dozens of nasty comments? I guess they wore themselves out already.
Posted by: at June 18, 2008 4:47 PM