... A certain young lady named Lindsey Russell was naked and did a pooh by mistake. It dropped right behind her, but unfortunately, she took a step backwards and stuck her foot right in it, then skidded on it and finally landed flat on her back right on top of it.
The end.
Excellent! Much better than stupid crap about shoes!
Posted by: at June 22, 2008 1:15 AMI thought hellen's post about shoes was very thought-provoking. It certainly addresses you foul people who are so low on the food chain as to mock a person who has suffered something as devastating as the loss of a child. Her post has some value, unlike this pointless Lindsey Russell thing.
Posted by: at June 22, 2008 7:09 AMok, i have a few questions to help me understand.
Who is Lindsey russell? and is she really a lady?
How did she poo by mistake?
Did she mean to wee?
Why did she step back?
Was she really flat on her back or was she in a kind of half recline, hands behind her type of thing?
What is the whole point of this?
What lessons can be learned?
Are you fed up of my daft questions yet?
Is it really the end or will there be a sequel? Maybe about Lindsey Russell and her long journey home while covered in poo
Posted by: hellen at June 22, 2008 10:55 AMthe most obvious question.... why was she wearing no underwear. Why not?
Was she at home or was she out?
Posted by: at June 22, 2008 10:57 AM