Dear Hellen (with two Ls) et al.,
Thank you for your kind interest re the Lindsey Russell story. I shall be absolutely delighted to respond to your queries forthwith:
1) Who is Lindsey russell? and is she really a lady?
These are sad times indeed when these youngsters need to ask such a thing on Anonyblog ... Who is Lindsey Russell? Are you kidding me?! I would like to draw your attention to the archives section of this web site, particularly from the beginning of 2007 onwards ... There you will find all answers to this question.
2) How did she poo by mistake?
Well, she simply (subconsciously) commanded her anal sphincter to release a giant girlturd (prounounced as one word) [1] which had been stored in her rectum for slightly too long. You will have to enquire for more details from Indy (Licensed Scatologist).
3) Did she mean to wee?
Most definitely not! Furthermore, since her pooh was made by mistake, she did not MEAN to do anything in particular.
4) Why did she step back?
She had been frightened by a passing llama, which she thought was about to attack her.
5) Was she really flat on her back or was she in a kind of half recline, hands behind her type of thing?
Flat on her back, supine, arms and legs flailing.
6) What is the whole point of this?
Does there have to be one?
7) What lessons can be learned?
Don't get naked, take a shit by mistake, step backwards and skid in it, since you might get smeared in your own stinky pooh.
8) Are you fed up of my daft questions yet?
You haven't asked any daft questions yet (although question 1 came quite close to this epithet) and even if you did, I would not tire from answering them.
9) Is it really the end or will there be a sequel? Maybe about Lindsey Russell and her long journey home while covered in poo
That is an excellent idea! I shall suggest it to my co-authors immediately!
10) the most obvious question.... why was she wearing no underwear. Why not?
Because she was naked. I thought I said that.
11) Was she at home or was she out?
She was out... Lindsey does not keep llamas at home.
Bibliography
[1] Indy. "Important Sexual Feedback". Bianca, May 2004