Anonyblog: Perhaps someday, but certainly not today.

June 27, 2008

Perhaps someday, but certainly not today.

I have slight obsession with Victoria's Secret models. I fantasize about having a body like Miranda Kerr...and then I eat a cookie.

Posted by anonymous at June 27, 2008 10:17 PM

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Victoria's secret is too tame for me. I much prefer jerking to real porn, which I do daily.

Posted by: at June 28, 2008 5:36 PM

Cookies make me hot.

Posted by: at June 29, 2008 7:41 AM

You should go on my diet. You eat subway a LOT and then you pick one day you don't work and eat white castle so you shit your brains out. Today I did that (only I was at work) and I had to run to the bathroom 3x in an hour! Anyways, the next day you eat soup. (I do potato soup) I've been doing this for about 2 weeks and have lost about 15 lbs so far. I know its not healthy in the slightest bit, but ITS WORKING!!! Then when I get down to my goal weight, I'll just eat healthy. I've been eating healthier for a while and I just maintain my weight. So I'll eat like that when I get down to about 120.

Posted by: at July 1, 2008 8:53 PM

I think Victoria Secret stuff looks good on fat girls. Who gives a fuck anyway that shit comes off within five minutes and the fucking begins.

Posted by: at July 6, 2008 6:24 AM