Anonyblog

Okay, we'll fix that.

Let's start the bidding at $10.00. Do I hear $15?

why?

To prove the OP isn't worthless, I'm auctioning her/him off so we can find out exactly what he/she's worth. Sheesh, are you all really that dense?

So, do I hear $15.00?

I wasn't saying "why" to you, you self- revolved, attention whore; I was saying "why" to the original poster. :)

...and I'd go for 20.00, but I'm a poor college kid. I'll donate some time, and since time cannot be bought it has to be worth something.

Well, excuuuuuse me for thinking a comment immediately after mine, composed of one word, could possibly be an answer to my comment. You weren't exactly clear as to whom your comment was directed. So, I'll tell you what: you can spend a day just adoring me, paying attention to me, and making the world revolve around me. I'll give you $25.00 that you can use to up the bidding.

An entire day? I could enjoy spending an entire day with anyone, but you'd have to make it a hundred for my company, because I'm a guaranteed good time, and for me to spend the day adoring you? I honestly don't think you could afford it.